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    Peter and Deadpool are held captive by a super-villain that has an inclination for torture. After she boasts her untarnished record at never having hurt a child or teenager, Peter is forced to break the truth to both her and Deadpool.

     

    “Did you know I have a perfect record?” The villain collects a rusted pocket knife, tracing it up Peter’s arm, over his shoulders, down to his collarbone, as though considering where to cut. Peter focuses on controlling his breathing, fear twisting awfully in his belly. “You may look down on me, Mr. Spider-Man, but for all the righteous suffering I inflict, I’ve never hurt a child. Not once.”

    “Y'know, I don’t think you do,” Peter blurts. At his words, Deadpool's stare intensifies. “Have a perfect, non-child harming record, that is.”

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    30 Aug 2026

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    oouuuu shii 👀👀

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    "Wow, dude, this thing is awesome. Does it generate its own electricity?" Peter flipped the hammer once in the air and caught it, watching in amazement as sparks danced over it. "Like, I know you're the god of thunder, but I didn't know your hammer had magic powers too! That is so cool. I want one. Like, I won't get it, obviously, 'cause I don't want to steal your thunder—no pun intended.”

    He grinned at his totally-intended pun, but Thor didn't react. Not even a twitch of the lips.

    “Okay, yeah, that was a dumb joke,” Peter admitted. “Sorry. Here's your hammer, Mr. Thor.” He held out the weapon to its rightful owner.

    Thor just stared.

     

    (Peter Parker meets Thor for the first time. It does not go as expected.)

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    30 Aug 2026

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    The last thing he remembers is leaving school. It was a half day, as he’d finished his exams early, texted May about staying over at Ned’s place, sent another text to MJ and then a twitch of his spider senses--

    Then a pinch at his neck, like a bee sting, but deeper. Darkness. Then here.

    Huh. Kidnapped. That’s new. If he was less emotionally dead from finals and sleep deprivation, he’d probably have a stronger and much more appropriate reaction to that.

    At least he's got Captain America and the Winter Soldier to keep him company.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    was pleasantly surprised to see that this was by the creator of Dark Matter

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    (previously called Dirty Little Secret)

    Arthur could never stand his older brother’s boyfriend.

    Francis was arrogant, pompous and seemed to love tormenting Arthur. What the hell does Alistair see in him?

    Francis doesn’t seem to like Arthur much either.

    However, when Alistair is away at work all the time, suddenly Francis seems very interested in getting Arthur’s attention.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Chapter 14

    Oh boy, never thought I’d like ScotFra but here it is, in the most toxic way possible, and it’s like I’m a kid opening a gift on Christmas Day. It’s so good.

    The FrUk is toxic, EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE are super morally gray, and I think Francis may genuinely be Satan (not really, but the author is so good at portraying him as someone I really hate.)

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    In which Peter's class goes on a field trip to Stark Tower, and no one knows why this kid has such high clearance.

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    29 Jul 2026