SpoonDeficiency
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#BostonsBannedBangers by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Jul 2026
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There are many privileges to being the Captain of an NHL team. Respect, better money, fame, and for Ilya Rozanov: the power to ban your teammates from playing shitty songs in your presence, or even banning them from playing songs that remind you of your decade from situationship, who suddenly ended things and replaced you with a movie star girlfriend.
A social media fic in which Ilya goes from occasionally banning songs to banning just about every breakup song in existence, and the internet is really starting to worry about his well-being.
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You Better Hide Your Love by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are teammates, charity co-founders and ex-rivals. They are definitely not dating, and are obviously both super heterosexual.
It's a new season and Lily (Shane's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his Captain Ilya Rozanov) has decided to join the group chat for the spouses and partners of Ottawa Centaurs, which Jane (Ilya Rozanov's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his alternate Captain Shane Hollander) is already a member of.What could go wrong?
( The sequel to "I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you")
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- Part 3 of SAP 4 U
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💸What happens in the secret gambling chat, stays in the secret gambling chat💸 by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Jun 2026
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Missing scenes from part one of my SAP series.
Aka what the other Ottawa spouses and partners think is going on with “Jane”
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- Part 2 of SAP 4 U
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I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 May 2026
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Shane gets added to the Ottawa WAG chat not long after Ilya joins the team, fully intending on replying as little as possible. Instead, he finds himself with an unexpected support system when coming out to his teammates goes wrong, and he finds himself traded across the continent.
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- Part 1 of SAP 4 U
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Operation Janebear by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Feb 2026
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James @JamesSDaniels24 · 1hr ago
What the fuck is Janebear, and why is it trending under sports?
2.5K retweets 615 quote tweets 4.5K likes
The internet searches for the couple responsible for the viral Reddit posts, and Ilya and Shane address the rumours....in their own way.Series
- Part 6 of Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures
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SAP 4 U by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Jul 2026
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Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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“Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”
Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….
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Secrets by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency), JustAnotherObesessedFanPerson
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
28 Mar 2017
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- 3
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Secrets by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
27 Oct 2015
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Shane Hollander is a man who thrives on structure, routine, the solid ground of a ten-year plan. Ilya likes that about him, likes the embracing squeeze of having a life organized in tandem with Shane.
No one would call Ilya a man who thrives on structure. But it’s there, if not in his DNA then in the patterns of his brain. A call-and-response of: they do this, I do that.
When Ilya’s life is flayed open for the world to dissect, how will they push-and-pull their way back towards what was once a well-organized life?
“I thought we could go through the schedules and figure out what days we’ll be in the same cities this season, or when either of us have a couple of days off in a row. Maybe make a shared calendar, so we c—”
“A sex calendar? Your parents are arriving in thirty minutes, and you are proposing making a sex calendar?” Oh, this was delicious. He’d be able to eat out on this for years, if Shane was willing to give him that long.
“It’s not a sex calendar! It’s just … when we might be able to see each other,” he finished, already sounding defeated.
“And what are you planning on doing when we are seeing each other? Not fucking?”
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The Dowry (or How the Boston Raiders Made a Plan) by BigPlushShark
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Apr 2026
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In which the Raiders try to convince (okay, bribe) Shane Hollander to wife Ilya Rozanov the fuck up.
The Raiders learn about Hollanov in a different way. Shane is very confused. Ilya loves his team. I regret nothing.
(This takes place a few months before the great tuna melt fiasco.)
Some sex talk but mostly a lot of swearing. Also not related to my other fics really but some of the character portrayals, especially the Boston Raiders being all good guys, is in my other work too.
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- Part 1 of Those Boston Boys
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Carter Did Not Sign Up For This (He Got Voluntold By Shane Hollander) by petroltogo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 May 2026
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"Did. You. Mean. It."
Carter Vaughn doesn't mind if his afternoon nap gets interrupted for a good cause. Which is good for him because Shane Hollander is so far past asking permission he may well bulldoze them all into a different universe.
Or: After Ilya gets outed in Sochi, Shane Hollander is determined to help. Carter, who possesses a healthy sense of self-preservation, is too smart to stand in his way—but, as it turns out, not quite smart enough to stay out of the drama.
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- Part 2 of maximal confusion, some believability
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r/nostupidquestions how do I baby trap when both are men? by neutrallychaos
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
26 May 2026
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No Stupid Questions
r/nostupidquestions: No such thing as stupid questions! Ask away! Disclaimer: This is an anonymous forum so answers may not be correct
u/yeah.i.pucked.ur.mom April 2019
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- Part 7 of Hollanov Reddit AU
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The internet gets confirmation: Shane Hollander has a girlfriend. Called Lily.
Ever considered how many Lilys there are in North America? Or how many people with parasocial delusions?
Twitter is flooded with #findLily pretenders.
@insomniac_bookworm42 | Did you learn Photoshop at one of those free “Computers for Senior Citizens” classes at the library?
@insomniac_bookworm42 | If not, you should ask for a refund
@preoccupied_educator | this is insulting to those of us who make weird self-insert clout chasing parasocial photoshopped pictures of ourselves with celebrities for a living