Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
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The Stars Align by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon)
13 Jan 2025
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“How did you make it work?” Bashir blurts out, because if he doesn’t ask it now he’s not going to.
“Oh, I won’t say a bit of luck didn’t play into it,” the EMH says, breaking into a radiant smile. “Garak and I are an extreme statistical improbability. You probably shouldn’t be holding yourself to our standard in the first place.”
How can someone with his own face be so annoying? “Just tell me.”
“Well… Have you tried having sex?”
Series
- Part 3 of The Stars Align
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Patterns by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
18 Dec 2024
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“Do you… care about me?”
“What would you like me to say?” Garak detests being so direct, but– “Of course I care about you.” He brushes an errant curl off the hologram’s forehead. “You don’t think I still have you confused with the original Bashir?”
Julian doesn’t blink. “Don’t you?”
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- Part 2 of The Stars Align
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Odds by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
16 Dec 2024
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Julian bristles adorably. “As a matter of fact, I’ve run a hundred and three separate simulations based on the Anaximander’s records,” he says with a haughty tilt of his head. “And in fifty-three, you and I become friends.”
“Just friends?”
A hologram does not need to blush, which makes it all the more charming when he does. “Not just,” he says. “In seventeen of them.”
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- Part 1 of The Stars Align
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Mr. Sandman by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
10 Oct 2024
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Sometimes you just want to see Y0!Majima be lovingly annihilated by a Kiryu twice his age, so you write that, you know?
A remix/sequel/side story of The places where our fate lines meet.
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- Part 4 of Deus Ex Majima
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“Demons can’t get pregnant,” Crowley said, annoyed at the absurd turn this conversation had taken. “Even if they could, as we’ve thoroughly established, I lead a rather solitary life when I’m not wasting my time on brainwashed little foot-soldiers of the Lord–”
“We are not having that argument now, Crowley,” Aziraphale interrupted.
“Oh, we’re having it, angel,” Crowley snapped. “You can’t waltz back to Earth after leaving like that and expect me to have a normal one when you tell me I’m pregnant with the Baby Jesus.”
Or: The one where Jesus starts a Revolution and everyone’s invited.
Recent series
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The Stars Align by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandom Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon)
13 Jan 2025
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“They love to brag about how statistically unlikely their marriage is.”
Lower Decks garashir sketches and scenes
- Words:
- 14,478
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 19
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Deus Ex Majima by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandom 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
11 Oct 2024
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A collection of stories concerning Majima and time travel.
- Words:
- 60,992
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 17
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The “Grigori spy starts to ship it” series.
- Words:
- 87,935
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 58
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Demolition Lovers by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandom Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
09 May 2023
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Rude and Reno have been together a long time. They both know how the other thinks.
Official playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0iMwiKL7zGi4ECtzI0eakh?si=d298cd72a4ed4c61
- Words:
- 225,350
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 27
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The Care and Feeding of Your Arakita Yasutomo by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandom 弱虫ペダル | Yowamushi Pedal
23 Mar 2017
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A series of Kinjou/Arakita college stories, organized chronologically because for whatever reason I didn't write them that way. Light Dom/sub and occasional light bondage scenes.
- Words:
- 10,037
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 21
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But Oh My Love, Don't Forsake Me, Take What the Water Gave Me by DeadDoveDoNotYeet
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 May 2026
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Grace is tasked with documenting Simon's mutations in order to better help the Eridian medical team care for him. Normally he would be thrilled by the prospect of getting to research something new, but it doesn't take long for him to realize that there's a very big problem with this.
Namely, the fact that he might be a little too interested in Simon's mutations.
Bookmarked by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
11 Sep 2026
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Daniel starts his day-walking lessons and receives a treat for his efforts. Nothing weird happens (trust me).
Day 1 of DM Week 2026 - The Thin Line Between Love and Hate + Blood Sharing
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,736
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 18
- Kudos:
- 76
- Bookmarks:
- 10
- Hits:
- 377
Bookmarked by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
26 Aug 2026
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“Did you say walk in the sun?”
Or:
What happened between the word and deed.
Bookmarked by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
25 Aug 2026
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It figures. There’s always more to puzzle out about the bastard. Daniel had thought that after a few days, Armand would be grinding on furniture, begging Daniel to touch him, all that good stuff. But Armand was right: the coven had trained him well. He never tried to touch his dick at all. He just became even more obsessed with Daniel’s.
Bookmarked by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
23 Aug 2026
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He is easy to want, but difficult to love, and impossible to like, but Daniel does, his Daniel, he likes him, all the way down to the rot in his marrow; it is the rot he likes most of all, more than anything.
Armand and sex and the past that clings.
Bookmarked by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
20 Aug 2026