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A Collection of Unintended Truths by Anonymous
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
24 Jun 2025
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Alex thought about it for a bit longer, gave up, and decided to just ask. “What the fuck is this?”
Morgan looked confused. “I’m asking you out.”
“You don’t seem particularly optimistic about it.”
“Well, no, you’re going to kill me.” Morgan seemed unmoved by this particular fact.
“Then, what? You’re really just that hopelessly devoted to me?”
Morgan coughed out an incredulous laugh, met Alex’s (maybe a very slightly bit offended) gaze, and said, “sorry. But, uh, no. Yeah, no, absolutely not.” Then, face dreary and in a tone utterly devoid of enthusiasm, they said, “I’m trying to redeem you.” They sighed heavily. “With the power of love.”- Language:
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14 Sep 2026
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When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.
A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.
“You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”
“I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.
“You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”
Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
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- Part 4 of Tomarrymort Stories
- Part 3 of Daddymort
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11 Sep 2026
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Rumors suggest this isn't a marriage, but labor exploitation by Beebee_Ren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2026
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Harry is the personal assistant to the youngest Minister of Magic in history, and frankly, he's had enough. He has to cater to the man's every whim, from the smallest things like making him coffee and homemade lunch like he's his mother, to letting Tom have sex with him on his desk after a stressful day at work so the man doesn't go berserk and kill someone; seriously, he's not paid enough for this crap, they don't even have a formal romantic relationship!!!
So, like any exploited worker (and thanks to the perk of being a millionaire), he quits. The country erupts in less than a week.
Or, where the Minister of Magic, Tom Riddle (secretly Lord Voldemort), takes an entire country hostage to negotiate a marriage with his ex so he won't leave him again. (They never actually dated; that was just Tom's imagination.)
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- Part 1 of Don't believe the rumors with people say
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01 Sep 2026
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count to thirty. breathe twice. repeat. by WingedQuill
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 Jan 2026
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Billy Hargrove doesn't keep his promise to Max. He doesn't keep it in a pretty spectacular fashion, actually. Instead of staying away from her friends, he murders one of them.
Unfortunately for Billy, Hellfire meets right after basketball practice. And fortunately for Steve, Eddie knows CPR.
(Or: There is a clearly defined set of steps to keep someone's heart beating. There's no guide for the aftermath. Steve, Eddie, and everyone they love write one together.)
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- Part 1 of count to thirty
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29 Aug 2026
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Everyone Thinks My Soulmate Is Evil and Honestly, They Might Be Right by Hemosphere
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2026
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Tom Riddle, Undersecretary to the Minister, had spent most of his life believing he did not have a soulmate, and was perfectly pleased with this fact. So it was, to put it mildly, an inconvenience when, at the age of 54, words appeared for the very first time on his skin.
Mama, uppy. they said.
Soulmarks only activated once both parties were born and capable of thought. This could only mean that whoever sat on the other end of this newly woken bond was an infant. Unacceptable. He would find his soulmate, and eliminate them, before they had the chance to ruin everything.Meanwhile, Harry Potter grows up in peace, surrounded by alive, doting parents and friends.
Only, he has a soulmate who—going by nearly two decades of arm messages consisting of very evil thoughts, the occasional cockney, and sometimes unintelligible scribbles—may or may not be a Dark Lord.Soulmate AU in which everyone has soulmarks in the form of words that appear on their arm each day, depicting a stray thought their soulmate has had that day.
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26 Aug 2026