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    (Jane has been added to Not the Boston WAGs)

    Shannon: Oh? Fresh meat?

    (Jane has left Not the Boston WAGs)

    Vikki: Way to scare her off!

    (Jane has been added to Not the Boston WAGs)

    Vikki: Hey Jane! I spent like twenty minutes trying to draft an introduction message but I'm way too tired for that rn so I figured I'd just drop you into the deep end and see if you can swim

    Jane: I'm actually a very strong swimmer

    Jane: Sorry, what's going on?

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    A knee injury ends Shane Hollander's nineteen-year NHL career.

    Ilya Rozanov keeps checking in.

    Shane pencils in "big gay midlife crisis" between physiotherapy sessions.

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    12 Sep 2026

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    Last read chapter 2

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    Retired hockey player Shane has been lying to his mom about having a boyfriend, but now he’s agreed to take said boyfriend to the family reunion.

    Ilya Rozanov is Shane’s friendly neighbour. Maybe he can help!

    “Okay, so this is my plan: I re-download Tinder and make a profile that has one photo of me, with the caption ‘I need a fake boyfriend for my family reunion. I will pay you $30,000 and cover travel.’ That’ll work, right?”

    Or: The smutty fake dating fic with no miscommunication! They said it couldn’t be done, but I have done it.

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    20 Aug 2026

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    Last read chapter 6?

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Shane is a sex worker who reviews his clients on a website called Oh No, Shane Fucking Writes

    At Ilya’s office, everybody knows OhNSFW. It’s practically a mandatory morning read.

    What they don’t know is that Ilya booked a session with Shane about three weeks ago. Tonight, he finally gets to meet him in person.

    And he can hardly fucking wait to read his review.

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    14 Sep 2026

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