TellMeNoAgain

CJ- Tell Me No Again



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    A silly discipline-based alternate universe where there really isn't a timeline, there's probably no continuity, and the only source of Truth is that AFC Richmond have a club paddle- that is, a spanking paddle that's used to paddle the players when they're not their usual loveable selves.

    That's it. That's the only rule: The Richmond Club Paddle must make an appearance.

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    Jamie Tartt were the best striker in the fucking league. Everyone knew he were the best, and everyone knew he had to be a sado dom, because sado doms made the best strikers, didn't they?

    It were all the aggression they brought to the pitch.

    But Jamie Tartt had a secret.

    Or at least, he did have a secret, until his loan to Richmond AFC.

    He'd done so good- no one'd guessed he was a sub in academy or at Man City. He'd done everything, to keep that secret a fucking secret.

    He'd done so good, until Roy fucking Kent figured it out.

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    Roy Kent is six-year-old Jamie's favorite footballer, and close to Georgie's age, so she flirts with him to get her son's poster signed. In another universe, it would just be a distant memory.

    In this universe, that flirtation leads to a date, leads to a relationship, leads to marriage, leads to Roy as wee Jamie's stepdad.

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    Abhaile House is a unique kind of college housing opportunity:
    - You have to apply to live in one of its bedrooms.
    - You have to share most of house's elaborate and bizarre common spaces with a dozen other people.
    - You have to complete your daily, weekly, and monthly assigned chores.
    - You have to keep in mind the household rules at all times.
    - And you have to be fine knowing that if you're caught not following the household rules or skipping your chores, your housemates will punish you however they see fit!

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  1. Rec 64

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    Sometimes, trying to get a point into Yulie's head was like trying to hammer a nail into sand.

    Dune finally manages to hammer a nail into sand.

    Won't make much sense if you haven't read "Two Words" first.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Really enjoyed this read- never knew which way the conversations were going to go!

  2. Rec 68

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    Roy frowned. “Are you feeling okay? You dropped hard yesterday. I wouldn’t be surprised if your system needs another day to sort itself out.”

    For a brief, blissful moment, Jamie was confused. Dropped? Had Jamie taken a knock during training yesterday, gotten a concussion or something? But no – that wasn’t at all what Roy meant.

    Their eyes met for a moment, and it all came crashing back.

    “Oh,” Jamie choked. No, no, no.

    OR: In a world where subs aren't allowed to play professional football, Jamie Tartt is hanging onto his career by a thread. When he comes to training one morning dangling dangerously on the edge of a drop, the carefully constructed lie he's been living comes crashing down. Good thing Roy (and Sam) are there to put him back together.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Uhhhh Ted Lasso BDSM AU?! No brainer?! Very well written, amazing worldbuilding, really hoping the author writes a sequel!

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    “I wasn’t bad for James,” Keiren argues with a snarl. “I was bad for Anders. Were you even listening?”

    “Being bad for Anders is the same thing as being bad for James,” Claude shoots back, then corrects himself, “No, actually, it’s worse. Way worse.”

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Note to self: read this series

  4. Rec 32

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    Sometimes, the wild man that punches you in the face is really looking kinda cute tho

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Delightful Mesopotamian smut!

  5. Rec 32

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    “Teach me,” Enkidu said simply, smiling slightly when Gilgamesh turned his head to look at him. “I would learn you.”

    “You mean you would learn from me,” Gilgamesh corrected with a smile.

     "That too,” Enkidu said, rising up and turning onto his side.

     *
    Enkidu can’t fall asleep indoors. Gilgamesh has a solution for that.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    So beautiful, stark, and aching