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Shadow of the Shire by esama
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
23 Aug 2014
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"A few of us must be merciless, so that the rest can be merciful. The Shire is a peaceful place. And peace, well. Peace has its price."
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A Minor Intervention by PseudoLeigha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
24 Apr 2022
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Buffy and company are in over their heads with the First and its mind-games. When Xander is used to open the Seal, their universe is invaded by something even stranger and more terrifying than Turok-Han: Bella Black and Mira Zabini. (They were on holiday and got lost. That's Bella's story and she's sticking to it.)
Bella quickly picks a fight with the First because it's an insult to the Dark to call that thing evil. This is good for morale, but does rather derail canon.
Tom eventually shows up to take the girls home, and/or be used as a tool of the gods and the Powers That Be to deal with that persistent little Devourer problem of theirs. With the daughter he didn't know he had in tow, because "Katie" said so.
And, as it turns out, when you put Willow Rosenberg, Dawn Summers, and Lily Evans in a room together, you have the makings of an epic shift in magic and the nature of the universe itself.
(Mira is NEVER going on holiday with Bella again. Ever.)
POD: Albus Dumbledore hires Tom Riddle as the Defense Professor in 1961. Between being a full time professor and Head of Slytherin and his hobby of killing people in horrible ways, he's far too busy to become a Dark Lord. Consequences ensue.
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
13 Jun 2026
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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12 Aug 2026
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"No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."
Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.
No.
Of course not.
They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.
She wasn't.
"You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."
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