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Uchiha Sasuke VS The United Shinobi Nations by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
09 Oct 2024
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When Sasuke ends up back in Konoha after the Fourth Shinobi War, he doesn't have a lot going for him: no permanent address, dubious career prospects, a small fortune in overdue fines at the public library, and—worst of all—some kind of complicated feelings situation going on with his best friend, whose bed he happens to be sleeping in.
But asking Naruto out turns out to be the easy part, even if it happens mostly by accident. No, the real problems arise after that, when Sasuke finds himself challenged to single combat (or strategy board game) by every single person Naruto has ever had a thing with. Even without much (any) firsthand romantic experience himself, Sasuke is pretty sure that isn't normal. But hey, in between dodging village council meetings and avoiding folding his laundry, at least it gives him something to do.
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Bookmarked by ThatHumanLol
13 Sep 2025
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The war has been over for nearly a year, and Naruto has been proclaimed an international hero. However, the shadow of a promise looms over him, as he awaits the day when Sasuke returns to his side. Rated M for language and eventual sexual content.
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- Part 1 of The Guardian of the Moon
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- English
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- 175,595
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- 36/36
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Bookmarked by ThatHumanLol
13 Sep 2025
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THIS STORY IS CURRENTLY ON HIATUS
“How could any of this possibly make sense? You can’t just--”
“I don’t give a fuck what you think! I don’t even know you! But rest assured, I’m completely fine,” he yelled, slamming his hands on the table. “Shiro isn’t, though, so let’s find him!”
Lance felt like he could explode, like he was a bomb and his fuse was nearly burned through. There were so many problems that they needed to focus on. Lotor had seen him in the alternate reality. He’d known what to say to fuck with him. Keith had kissed him and left. Shiro was being… mind-controlled or something. Lance had piloted the fucking Black Lion and now Red was gone, too.
And his friends were all staring at him like he was a monster.
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Lance made it back to his own reality. He was home. Unfortunately, things don't go back to normal like he had hoped and he struggles to connect with team Voltron. Worse still, he finds himself at the center of a mysterious Galra conspiracy.
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- Part 2 of Space Cadet
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- English
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- 3/11
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Bookmarked by ThatHumanLol
04 Oct 2024
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When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.
Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")
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- Part 1 of The Ordeal of Being Known
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- 146,637
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by ThatHumanLol
31 May 2024
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When Draco Malfoy encounters a struggling and frustrated Harry desperately trying to tie his shoes after a meltdown in the Great Hall, his curiosity regarding the incident leads him to seek the help of the two people closest to Harry: Ron and Hermione.
After even they are shocked to hear the extent of Harry's issues, though Hermione had her suspicions, he discovers more about the man than he ever thought he knew before.
*fic up for orphaning on 1/30/21, save it now if you would like to read it or finish it while I still associate myself with the work*
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- 193,952
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- 46/46
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Bookmarked by ThatHumanLol
20 May 2024