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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    Kaveh

    Professor in the KSHAHREWAR DEPARTMENT

    THE AKADEMIYA

    ATD 211

    Rating: 2/5

    Professor Kaveh is the nicest professor ever, will help you with your projects, and brings free chai during finals week, BUT he will keep you past the scheduled class time to complain about Professor Alhaitham from Haravatat.

    Be sure to pay attention during those rants because he DOES include test questions about them. I failed the final because I didn’t remember the exact date Professor Alhaitham supposedly “betrayed” him by eating his last pita pocket.

    Or, the students and faculty of the Akademiya try to uncover the truth behind Professor Alhaitham and Kaveh's rivalry.

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    20 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Funny little fic

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Kaveh is commissioned to carve a life-size marble statue of a 'perfect male specimen.'
    The perfect candidate, his own roommate, agrees to be the model. Eventually, Kaveh will figure out why.

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    03 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I want marble alhaitham statue now

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    It was a fight. They always fought. It wasn't anything new. But being kicked out? That was definitely new.

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    28 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Poetic and emotional

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Kaveh held back his sarcasm. This guy was already getting on his nerves, and it didn't help that this was his eighth appointment of the day. “Tell me what you’re looking for in a relationship.”

    “Companionship," Alhaitham replied. "Someone to go home to. A second opinion when I would like to discuss something. Casual company. Someone to get to know on an intimate level. Someone to be physically comfortable with. Someone who understands me.”

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    03 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    A notice announcing Alhaitham's marriage appears on the Akademiya's message board. Why hasn't Kaveh heard about it? When did this happen? Who has he married? Most importantly, why didn't Alhaitham tell him?!

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    23 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love it, they are so silly