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    “Here?” he asked, pressing down a bit more firmly.
    “Ugh, a little lower, I think,” she whimpered.
    Ben frowned, her face was scrunched as if in pain, flushed red, and her chest was heaving. “Is it too much?”
    “No!” she nearly shouted. “I can take it.”
    Wanting to soothe the poor woman, “you’re doing so well,” he praised. Ben continued his search lower.
    This time when Miss Niima moaned, his gaze was locked onto her face. It was not pain, but pleasure etched across her tanned skin. Swallowing heavily, he attempted to adjust his weight on the stool. His slacks grew tight, and he was surer than ever he knew what exactly was lodged inside Miss Niima.
    Finally, he felt the obstruction and the subtle pulsating vibration from inside her. One mystery solved at least.
    “Miss Niima-”

     

    Or: The "Vibrator stuck in a hole + visit to the ER" AU

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    02 Jan 2026

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    Rey goes to a studio to get her high school senior pictures taken, but drinks way too much water while she waits for her appointment. She has to pee REALLY badly, and holds on as long as possible, but when she can't hold it anymore, Kylo, the photographer, lends a helping hand.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    “Is there anything else I can get you today, sir?” She asks, pen pressed to notepad, at the ready. “Or just the check?” A pointed question like that is usually enough to get most people to realize that it’s time to leave. Not this guy, apparently.

    He snorts, his head buried in his hands. “A girlfriend?”

    The smallest laugh bubbles its way out of her throat, a surprise, even to her. “Sorry, fresh out of those. I was thinking… pie? More coffee?”
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    Due to a series of (well intentioned) lies, Rey Niima needs a boyfriend for the holidays. For eerily similar reasons, Ben Solo needs a girlfriend. In an effort to achieve some peace over the Christmas season, two perfect strangers hatch a plan to dupe their family and friends into believing they are in a committed relationship with each other.

    ‘Tis the season for deception.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    Ben is an intimacy photographer. And he has a new mysterious model.

    How long until his friends realize it’s his roommate Rey?

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    This is a fic that was originally posted on Twitter in March 2023.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    Life is strange. One moment you’re the kind of guy who takes his laundry home from the laundromat unfolded, just all in a heap, because it’s going to get dumped on the floor or the end of your bed and stay in a heap and it’s—it’s clean, anyway, who says it needs to be folded—and the next, there’s a gorgeous girl leaning on the little folding-counter thingies crying softly with a half-folded t-shirt in her hands. And suddenly you are the folded-laundry guy. Nobody likes their laundry, or cute strangers’ laundry, folded half as much as you do.

    So remarks Ben unto himself, 10:46 AM, laundromat, late summer, Austin, shortly before landing the weirdest lay of his life. Or perhaps ever. The best, as well. So far.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    Yes. This is me asking politely: what do you say we pretend I won you out of a vending machine and I’m going to take you home with me and play some very careless games and then take a very long, very satisfying nap with you squished underneath me.