TheUnfortunateCat
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einherjar 💫 by everything i touch becomes angels (TheUnfortunateCat)
Fandoms: The Mandela Catalogue (Web Series)
10 May 2026
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A pain, building, building, forcing him to stagger forward, clutching his chest.
Looking up to the stained glass windows, reflecting bright shining gold. Dust stirring in circles around him, awakened.
The eyes of God upon him.
Series
- Part 1 of ark AU
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ark AU by everything i touch becomes angels (TheUnfortunateCat)
Fandom The Mandela Catalogue (Web Series)
10 May 2026
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"You're more than stained glass, you're the light that comes through..."
Mark Heathcliff survives his encounter in a twist of fate.
Someone takes interest in this.
Now, faithless, forsaken, he clings to the comforting dark as his soul is plunged into the fire.
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The Secret Double Life of Jonathan Sims by Kaladin_x_happiness
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Dec 2020
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Tim: now that we have a work group chat, I've just got one question
BossWoman: and what is that?
Tim: what is up with Jon's username?
D'Ville: That's... a long story.
Featuring Archivist!Sasha, Mechanism!Jon, little to no plot, and lots of group chat shenanigans
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it was always burning (since the world's been turning) by tardesacrilicas
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Jul 2020
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Tim celebrates Sasha's Birthday Eve by taking everyone in the Archives to a themed karaoke night. Jon's powers manifest rather unexpectedly, and Martin has some realizations.
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we should ride this wave to shore by ClarionGlass
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 May 2021
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“archives research & statement envestigation”
Timothy Stoker renamed the group “drinks drinks drinks”
Timothy Stoker changed Sasha James’s nickname to saucy sash
Timothy Stoker changed Martin Blackwood’s nickname to martini kart
Timothy Stoker changed his nickname to stonked
stonked: so how bout it lads
saucy sash: oh god.
A TMA group chat fic where the worst problems they have to deal with start with "h" and end with "angovers"Series
- Part 1 of everything is fine!! chatverse
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The strings wrapped him in their web, starting from his chest and twisting and fluttering around him.
There were friends at the ends of these strings, Mr. Spider had told him as a child. He just had to follow the strings where they lead.
There were victims at the ends of these strings, The Mother had told him. They would be delicious.With curiosity, Jon reached out and let the bright red string curl around his finger freely. The most beautiful, he thought. It tightened around him. In response, Jon gave it a gentle tug.
Instantly, his vision was overtaken.
Tea, made perfectly with milk and a dash of sugar and a lot of love. A deep, deep loneliness. A lie on a resume. White fog, dusty shelves full of documents, a sound like wet pasta. Fear, fear, fear. Jon’s face, all eight of his eyes open, gazing sharply at something behind him.
Love, love, love. So much love.
A gunshot.
“Martin!” Jon gasped, coming to. “Who the hell is Martin?”
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Jon doesn't escape Mr. Spider, and becomes a child avatar of the Web. This changes some things, but not others.
Now complete!
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- Part 1 of The Friends of Mr. Spider
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sitting pretty on the throne, nothing more i want (except to be alone) by paperdream
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Jun 2026
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In his two centuries as Head of the Magnus Institute and leader of the Cult of Beholding, Jonah has never encountered something like Jonathan Sims.
Jon really wishes he hadn't attended that lecture, or, failing that, he found it easier to dismiss his kidnappers' paranormal claims.