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Harry Hates Draco Fucking Malfoy by TrashKitty (The_TrashLifeIsReal)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Feb 2016
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New Year's Eve in the Muggle World is sort of a big deal. Okay, an extremely big deal. So sitting at a dodgy bar alone with Ron and Hermione doing Merlin knows what in the corner and nursing his half-full tumbler of whiskey is not exactly what Harry wants right now.
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“You have to promise not to fall in love with me.”
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Bookmarked by TrashKitty (The_TrashLifeIsReal)
08 Oct 2016
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One of the most precious things I've ever read.
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Six children are raised as the Dark Lord’s weapons.
Bookmarked by TrashKitty (The_TrashLifeIsReal)
22 Apr 2026
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Hissssssigh.
Short and oh so deliciously dark and sweet.
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Stiles unlocks his phone to send out a quick text asking his father what he wants to eat, even though he’ll get salad regardless, and notices a strange number on his recent call log.
His face scrunches in confusion before realization dawns on him.
Oh shit.
Events from the night before peek through the hazy fog of his mind. Stiles thought, or he was hoping, that the phone call was a dream. But there it is, staring at him in the face—a one minute and 57-second call to an unfamiliar number.
Oh God.
Did he seriously call someone—possibly an alpha werewolf!—for phone sex?
...Or the one where Stiles drunk dials a very grumpy alpha werewolf and propositions him for phone sex. Hilarity, misunderstandings, and feelings ensue.
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- Part 11 of AU: FIRST MEETINGS
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Bookmarked by TrashKitty (The_TrashLifeIsReal)
19 Apr 2026
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Kkkkkkkk.
Call me for a Sterek time. -
When You Devour A Dragon by CestPasDuBaudelaire
Fandom Hannibal (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Sep 2024
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After having been expelled from Ilvermorny, Will and Hannibal join Hogwarts, where Harry, Hermione and Ron are struggling with their own troubles.
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Bookmarked by TrashKitty (The_TrashLifeIsReal)
31 Mar 2026
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Seriously, Hannigram will always be elite.
But Hannigram at HOGWARTS leaving death and confusion in their wake is bone-chillingly magnificent.Also, Hannibal fuck man... So terrifying... That shit in the Forbidden Forest had a bitch WILDIN'.
WIP. Second Story - Chpt. 59
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the feral wind that lit him ablaze by quackquackcey for TriskHellion
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
02 Aug 2024
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"If you don't stop me right now," said Derek, whispers of threatening promise curling around his words, "you’ll never escape my clutches."
Claws grazed along the sides of Stiles' neck and Stiles shivered with a moan.
His eyes met scarlet ones, filled with the primordial power, deadly and feral, and his core shook.
A soft laugh.
"Too late," he breathed.
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FBI agent Stiles goes undercover in Eichen House and ends up with only the most dangerous captive as his cellmate, the serial mass murderer Derek Hale. However, neither his case nor Derek are as they seem, and as the mysteries unravel, so do the secrets of his past that haunt him.
Will he burn down alone in the fire around him, or will he burn down with Derek in the fire they spark? 🐺❤️🔥
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Bookmarked by TrashKitty (The_TrashLifeIsReal)
19 Mar 2026
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Extra, extra reAD ALL ABOUT IT!
STEREK MURDER HUSBAAAAANNNNDDDSSSSS.