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    This is an experiment to help me write more. It's a collection of random ideas i have that doesn't really fit into any of the stories I'm currently working on or unposted WIPs i have rolling around in my head.

    It's a scrapheap of ideas and musing, I'm trying to write something once a day or every two days, short ideas and stories that will keep me writing even when inspiration isn't striking me for my longer form stories that are begging for attention.

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    In their complete shock, Adrian thinks they can be excused for missing another presence on that ship before they were almost pounding on the ship's door. But when they did notice, they froze in their tracks.

    Bipedal. Almost completely organic. Two front-facing, predator-like light detectors. Descriptions flashed through their head, descriptions that are only known through dead bodies because no Galactic Collective agent would dare go near them alive.

    It's a human.

    Rocky is trapped in a ship with a human.

     

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    The Humans Are Space Orcs fic that nobody except me was asking for, so I wrote it myself.

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    24 Aug 2026

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    Humans space orcs

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    Shane is traded to Boston during the hookup era, and his attempts to act normal and professional around Rozanov are a little too successful: fans start shipping him with Marleau, instead.

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    18 Aug 2026

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    Shane gets traded to the Boston raiders

  3. Public Bookmark 72

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    The choices we make, or others make for us, change who we become. Or do they?

    Julian Bashir was meant to be a doctor. But when his augment status nearly comes to light at Starfleet Academy, he pivots—quietly, strategically—into engineering, hiding among Starfleet's remote outposts. His latest assignment: a contested Class-P planet, where the days stretch to 27 hours and the company is limited to a handful of observers… including one Garak. Charming. Cryptic. Dangerous?

    Cut off from the rest of the galaxy by atmospheric interference, Julian finds himself navigating more than the frigid planet surface. As he and Garak find themselves in close quarters—and closer conversations—the outpost begins to fail. Hidden agendas surface, and a fragile alliance may be the only thing standing between survival and ruin.

    A ‘butterfly flaps its wings’ AU where Julian and Garak cross paths years before the events of DS9.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Arctic remote posting, Julian is an engineer, garak is a spy AU

  4. Public Bookmark 82

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    Shane was so engrossed in his phone that he didn’t notice his unfashionably late date had shown up until someone slid into the chair across from him. “Hello, Shane Hollander.”

    Shane’s eyes flicked up and promptly went wide.

    Trust Rose to neglect mentioning she’d set him up with Ilya goddamned Rozanov, star center of the Ottawa Centaurs and object of a deeply embarrassing celebrity crush Shane had been harboring for years.

    He was going to kill her.

    or: Ilya needs image rehabilitation, and his agent thinks that the appearance of a stable relationship is the way to do that. Rose thinks she's a matchmaker and is overly invested in her best friend's love life. Shane has no clue.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Hockey player! Ilya/Veterinarian!Shane

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    Several MLH players have their phones hacked.

    Most people find embarrassing photos.

    Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.

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    You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?

    Yeah. It's that.

     

    UPDATED: (second chapter) July 12, 2026

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    Exposed though sex rating videos. So so so cute