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    Ginny Weasley’s trip to the Muggle world with her sons delivers unexpected inspiration: a joke she overhears—Muggles calling their spouses their “current husbands.” And who better to mess with than Draco Malfoy?

    Naturally, she convinces Hermione to try it out.

    At a dinner with her old Muggle friends, Hermione introduces Draco as her current husband, and the effect is instant. Draco Malfoy, ever the dramatic, elegant menace of a man, spends the rest of the evening simmering. Not yelling. Not sulking. Just... plotting.

    Hermione doesn’t know how much trouble she’s in—until they’re alone.

    Draco’s punishment is cruel, sensual, and oh-so-Slytherin: endless teasing, slow touches, whispered filth, but never letting her fall over the edge. Not until she begs. Not until she admits, again and again, just who he is to her.

    It’s playful revenge. It’s dominance with silk gloves. And it leaves Hermione wrecked, desperate, and very much reminded that Draco Malfoy is not someone you call “temporary.”

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    The Marriage Law and Procreation Plan has just one goal: to produce magical children.

    Draco is preparing to wed before he is matched, until he changes his mind at the last possible moment. Now he's bound to follow a law that would take away everything he's supposed to want and give him the one woman he could never have.

    How does Draco cope with a match who is not thrilled by the prospect? How does he work his way into her heart and also her pants by the Ministry-imposed deadline? And what on earth is he supposed to do about the fact that he's never actually done anything like this before?

    Join Draco on his adventure to win over Hermione Granger, despite the marriage law she hates and every other inconvenience life throws at them. Marriage is never easy, but Draco is up for the challenge.

    Featuring a BAMF Hermione Granger and a Very Good Boy Draco Malfoy who is only slightly (okay very) intimidated by his wife.

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    After an exhausting stint at the Ministry and an awkward breakup with Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger impulsively quits her job and moves into a tiny flat above Diagon Alley’s new arts district. A late-night chat with Luna Lovegood lands her a job at The Greenhouse, Luna and Neville’s trendy coffee shop, where she proves to be a very mediocre barista. Their most difficult customer, Draco Malfoy, is quick to complain about every badly foamed latte and insists she should be fired. Hermione is stubborn, Malfoy is infuriating, and neither of them can seem to stay away.

    NOTE: This fic was remastered from its original version. Finished Oct 16 2025.

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    Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

    Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

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    - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
    - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
    - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
    - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.

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    26 Aug 2026