TooFastHeartbeat
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (4)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (3)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (1)
- Severance (TV) (1)
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Phil Waston's Guide to Accidentally Lying to His Friends by TooFastHeartbeat
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
12 Jul 2026
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7 years ago, a Tom Doe was placed in foster care. A year after that, he was adopted by one Phillip Waston, who lived in northern England and had a stable career as a content creator.
Two years after that, Tommyinnit started his channel, a mimicry of his father’s. He wanted, desperately, to do as his father did. At most it would be a fun hobby, right?
Right.
Or irl fic except Tommy is Phil's adopted son, and no one knows because they both suck at confrontation
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Fic contains Wilbur Soot- I am not a Wilbur Soot sympathizer, that man can die, I just have a hard time letting go. Support and Believe all Victims -
Tommy, This is Not How You Get Help by TooFastHeartbeat
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Apr 2026
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A couple thousand or so years ago, the Angel disappeared to sleep. Whether the sleep be cursed or natural no one knew. When he left, other gods went silent, no longer responding to prayers, and providing no favor or wrath would they normally would. The world would fall into disarray without them to help keep things in check. But to wake the Angel without good reason would be your demise, as many learned.
Tommy, however, did not know or care about these legends. He just wanted to save his friends man.
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Or One god becomes attached to this sad mortal child and drags his sons into helping him
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Or, or this is what I've been writing instead of my other stories
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Technoblade became a hero out of necessity. Not morals, not fame, not even bitter revenge. Just... necessity. Something needed to pay the bills and an English degree wasn't going to do it.
He was a top hero now, only four years onto his career, with both his brothers trailing behind. Things weren't perfect, but it wasn't like his past could come bite him in the ass anymore then it already had...
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Or, Technoblade gets chased down and emotionally beaten up by a past he thought was long dead. It doesn't go well for anyone. -
Segmentation by TooFastHeartbeat
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Severance (TV), QSMP | Quackity SMP
31 Jul 2025
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At Ovumlo, every worker is like family! The values of our leaders are shared amongst all, from the lowest roots to the highs branches out our large family tree! Severed, whole, it doesn't matter. All are welcome parts our wonderful goal of human connection.
It's company policy after all!
Phil honestly thought the policy was shit, but who was asking him.
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Or DSMP Severance AU because I finally got around to watching the show and got attached
**ON HAITUS**
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Kris is gone. Noelle is gone. And Susie is not taking it well. And neither is Carol, or Asriel. Now this unlikely alliance must face the very evil below Hometown to free their loved ones from the all consuming shadows before the Roaring will turn the world to eternal darkness.
Bookmarked by TooFastHeartbeat
29 Jun 2026
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Speech pattern by Chaotic_aroace, Lizgir12
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
05 Aug 2026
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Once Rocky learned that Grace can whistle, he decided to teach him how to say some basic words in Eridian
One day when they were close to Erid, Rocky falls ill and is unable to answer to the Eridian messageLuckily, Grace could answer
Too bad that Rocky didn't tell just how, juvenile he sounded when he spoke Eridian
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How Grace confused Eridians about his age
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22 Jun 2026
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Project Homecoming by Anonganon
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Aug 2026
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A mini comic series of Grace, Rocky, and Adrian's relationship.
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11 Jun 2026
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Sprouts and Other Ways to get a Spouse by vv0812
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
19 Jul 2026
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I published a post on Tumblr about Grace accidentally proposing marriage to Simon when he gives him a sprout, and this leads to Simon thinking that they are happyly married, while Grace thinks that having a human friend is awesome.
People were asking for a fanfic, so I decided to give it my best shot and do it myself.P.S: Sorry for any grammar or lexic error, english is not my first language.
Bookmarked by TooFastHeartbeat
03 Jun 2026
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I'm Ryland Grace - AMA by sly_as_an_alpaca
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 Jul 2026
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What the title says. About 11 years ago (from my perspective; relativity is weird) I was launched into space onboard the Hail Mary to figure out a solution to the Astrophage problem. Now I live on an alien planet I call Erid, in the 40-Eridani system. Yes, I’m actually Ryland Grace. Ask me anything.
Also, can someone please tell me if Eva Stratt is alive? And ideally send me a video of you punching her in the face? Guess that’s a long shot, but it can’t hurt to ask.
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Grace and Rocky figure out how to connect to Earth's internet from Erid. They may not have thought this through.
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25 May 2026