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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    Prowl opens his end of the comm line and sends an image capture of the pop-up. ::What is this?::

    Jazz snorts, a little sound. It sears Prowl's neural net, but not as much as the first time. He hopes that it isn't a permanent fixture; he loved Jazz's laugh, before all of this.

    Prowl wakes up with a cog, doors he didn't have before, and a beefy computer hardwired into his processor that he did have before but didn't know he had. But Jazz is still with him, and, well. That's what really matters, isn't it?

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    29 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    "'S cold in here, Prowler," Blaster murmurs as he shoves things around in their fridge. Try as Prowl might to get the cassettes to label and organize their leftover takeout cubes, the lot of them still leave them stacked dangerously high on whichever shelf has the space for it.

    "You don't have an engine and you're half-inside a cooling system," Prowl grumbles.

    Prowl, Blaster, and an average afternoon.

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    29 Sep 2026

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    What do you get when you mix an Autobot CMO with a Constructicon's 'die if you want for all I care' attitude? The biggest blowup in medical history.

    When the Decepticons, desperate for somebot who actually knows how to do repairs, kidnap Ratchet, he's fairly sure this is the end. At least until he sees how their medic, Hook, treats patients. With rescue pushed far from his processor, Ratchet sets to teaching the smug perfectionist proper medical procedure by hook or by crook, dragging the rest of his gestalt along with him.

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    With so many universes, Optimus Prime and Megatron will always find each other.

    This may or may not be good for the SG Megatrons of the multiverse.

    Otherwise known as, me writing about the marriages of five different OPMegs because I can.

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    27 Sep 2026

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    “Changing minds is an art, Optimus. Fortunately for you, you came to the right mech for the job.”

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