UnusAnus69
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- DCU (1)
- Superman - All Media Types (1)
- Batman - All Media Types (1)
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Ashtray Ambiance by SparkySparkyFoxBoy (UnusAnus69), UnusAnus69 for Firecat23
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Nov 2022
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‘ “Did you try giving him a.. cigarette?”
Clark considers this for all of three seconds. Only three as; just one is needed to process what he’s heard; another to understand these words; and a final, to decide on his course of action.
He nods to himself. Squeezes both eyes shut. and takes two deep, soothing, breaths in, just like Pa taught him, before deciding on a much simpler solution.
Superman tries to give the Batman brain damage via window punting. ’
-AKA: Clark overdramatises his sons illness, Bruce doesn’t know what lung cancer is, and somehow - despite not even making an appearance - the only winner in this situation is the friends we make (and break) along the way [Lois Lane].
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Neal thinks his meeting with June was an accident. June, reaping the benefits of a con man in her guest room, knows much better.
Bookmarked by SparkySparkyFoxBoy (UnusAnus69)
21 Jan 2023
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The Bat and the Bird by dragleban_deubra
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), DCU
30 Jul 2025
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The Batman and his Robin of Gotham are the stuff of stories, of myths, of nightmares and legends; they are vigilantes for justice, fighting from the shadows in a way that only Gotham could benefit from, their existence only confirmed by the terrified tales of the criminals they leave in their wake.
So when the world needs heroes, Batman cannot be the one to answer the call. Gotham is a different beast, one who can only be tamed by another sort of creature, a Bat who doesn't belong in the light of day, who is unable to act as a beacon for the rest of the world.
That is a job for the Justice League.
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- Part 2 of Gotham Legends
Bookmarked by SparkySparkyFoxBoy (UnusAnus69)
27 Jun 2026
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The two most wanted enemies of the Fire Nation escape house arrest. They also happen to be teenage boys.
Zuko and Aang take a break from firebending practice.
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- Part 2 of end-of-the-world beach vacay
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- English
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Bookmarked by SparkySparkyFoxBoy (UnusAnus69)
08 May 2026
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Until We Hit the Ground (The Exit Sandman Remix) by Taste_is_Sweet
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
16 Jun 2017
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"I never blamed Bucky for…for being the weapon that killed my parents in the first place. I blamed you for keeping it from me. And anger issues, yadda. But, didn't it ever occur to you I might've helped you find him?" Tony's voice had gone small, compressed around a pain Steve had never even imagined he might feel. "I was, I'm your friend. I would've gotten over myself and helped you."
"I know, Tony." Steve had known at the time; he'd been too afraid to let himself believe it. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry I didn't trust you enough. I'm sorry I was a coward. I'm sorry I never tried to see your perspective on the Accords."
"I'm really sorry I tried to kill Bucky," Tony said. "I can't stand this, Steve. I want the band back together. I want to make this right."
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- Part 2 of The War Between Us
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- English
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- 4,685
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by SparkySparkyFoxBoy (UnusAnus69)
18 Feb 2026
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Five times Steve Rogers really, really tried his best to be what everyone expected from him (+1 time he couldn't care less) by StuckySituation
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Oct 2019
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After Pierce has left the room, Fury points at Rogers, who still looks like a brat with a mouth full of lemons. “Alright, out with it. What’s your goddamn problem?”
Rogers gives him a glare. “It’s a fucking stupid design.”
Fury waves his hand. “The helmet can be redesigned.”
Rogers doesn’t look any happier. If anything, he manages to look even sourer.
Fury narrows his eyes. “Alright. Try again. What’s the real problem?”
“Nothing—”
“Rogers.”
“I fucking hate wearing the tin hats, okay?” Rogers snaps. “You know how ridiculous they make your hair look like? You marinade your head in that sweaty pot for few hours, and take it off, your hair's all flat and sticky and completely ridiculous--”
Fury puts his face in his hands.
Rogers huffs and then says in a surly, martyr-like voice which suggests that he’s making a great personal sacrifice, “But since it’s so important to y’all, fine. I’ll wear it.”
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Bookmarked by SparkySparkyFoxBoy (UnusAnus69)
01 Feb 2026