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  1. Rec 88

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    “But you said you wanted to hurry up and get home, right?” Officer Lee asks.

    “Yeah…” Jisung answers, unsure of where this is going.

    “Well, while I was patting you down, I was thinking that it would be such a shame if someone like you had to spend all night at a police station,” Officer Lee says before lowering his voice. “If you really want to go home tonight, there’s something else you could do.”

    “What is it?” Jisung asks.

    Officer Lee steps closer, crowding Jisung against the cop car. “Something for me…” He places his hand on Jisung’s hip.

    Jisung tries to say something, to question the situation, but his body won’t cooperate.

    Officer Lee leans in closer to whisper in Jisung’s ear. “Make use of those pretty lips, and maybe I’ll forget all about this little stop.”

    Totally sober, Jisung is driving home after a get-together with some friends. A cop, who’s admittedly hot, pulls him over and insists that he’s intoxicated but refuses to allow him to do any field sobriety tests. Fortunately, he does give Jisung another way to get out of an undeserved DUI.

    (Prompts: Dirty Talk, Blow Jobs, Uniform)

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    15 Sep 2026

  2. Rec 87

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    "Jisung, I..." Minho sighed. "I shouldn't have done that, right?"
    "Given me sheer lace lingerie with an ass cutout and those fucking ruffles? Yeah, you probably shouldn't have."

    Or: Minho sends Jisung a birthday gift, but the courier messes up the orders.

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    14 Sep 2026

  3. Rec 90

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    “Alright, why the sudden interest in boxing?” Minho asked, closing the door behind them and crossing his arms as he looked intently at Jisung.

    “I… just wanted to learn.”

    “Just like that? For no reason at all?” Minho’s eyes narrowed.

    “Well… um…” A siren went off in his head. “I guess I thought it’d be nice to lie underneath your jacked body and look into your eyes?” Jisung blurted out, choosing the first thing that came to his mind and completely catching Minho off guard with the verbal curveball.

    “What?”

    “What?”

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    08 Sep 2026

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    "You're tied to a chair."

    "Loosely tied," Jisung corrects. "I could've gotten out eventually. Probably."

    "Han," Minho says, "my guys are starting to think you're a training exercise."

    Jisung laughs, genuine and bright. "Tell them I'm happy to keep providing realistic scenarios."

    or: SWAT team leader minho keeps having to rescue reckless genius detective jisung from situations he shouldn't be in. so what if the line between professional responsibility and personal attachment keeps blurring?

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    29 Aug 2026

  5. Rec 79

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    "Can't believe you told me to touch my own ass on camera," Jisung complained, dragging a hand through his hair in frustration. "You can't just say shit like that."

    Minho's eyes followed the younger as he walked back and forth across the short length of the bedroom. The corners of the elder's lips twitched as he tried not to smirk. 

    "What about off camera?"

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    22 Aug 2026