Useless19
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Wait at least four hours between doses.
Or: Pharma has enough on his plate as the best surgeon in the only hospital on Cybertron, he doesn't need interpersonal relationships making things messy.
Series
- Part 2 of Mechanical Malpractice
-
Tags
Summary
In which more than a memorial is forged.
-
시간외 근무 by KimChulsoo, Useless19
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
08 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
4시간 이상 발기가 지속될 시 의료진의 상담이 필요합니다.
또는: 이따금 라쳇은 차라리 전쟁이 끝나지 않았다면, 이라고 생각하곤 했다. 어쨌건 그때는 멍청이들을 진료하는 일이 적었으니까. -
Tags
Summary
Statistically speaking, Minimus knew his sparkmate would be:
a) taller than him,
b) of a lower caste,
and c) a non-combatant.He didn't expect they would be:
a) big enough to step on Minimus without noticing,
b) of a low enough caste that they were legally considered property,
and c) driving a sword through Sentinel Prime's spark chamber right before they linked. -
Tags
Summary
"I know the future," Megatron says.
"And that future involves me getting punched in the face?" Pax says with a smile.
Megatron huffs a laugh despite himself. "You don't know the half of it."
Recent series
-
Mechanical Malpractice by Useless19
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
24 Aug 2026
- Words:
- 22,291
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 3
-
Useless19's Visual Novels by Useless19
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime
17 Dec 2021
- Words:
- 183
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 2
-
- Words:
- 24,887
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 13
-
Summary
Luigi and Bowser fall in love and get married - but not in that order.
- Words:
- 88,309
- Works:
- 12
- Bookmarks:
- 748
-
- Words:
- 17,187
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 119
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
in which I choose violence and set “Something Blue” during Season 3 ❤️
-
Dawn asks, “Wait, so does this mean the wedding’s off?”
The entire group of them says at once: “Yes.”
Dawn pouts. “But Spike was gonna make me his best man! I was gonna get to go tuxedo shopping!”Series
- Part 6 of my blood tastes like laughter
Bookmarked by Useless19
22 Dec 2025
-
Tags
Summary
In a world where soulmates have the ability to write on each other's skin, Spike finds himself shackled to a five-year-old Buffy, who (for once) listens to her mother's advice about not handing out personal information. With no way of tracking the annoyance down, Spike is forced to endure a decade of unavoidable communication.
When Spike finally arrives in Sunnydale and discovers his soulmate is none other than the Slayer, he revels in the notion of a destined death match, but the Powers That Be have other plans...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 204,676
- Chapters:
- 49/49
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,267
- Kudos:
- 3,928
- Bookmarks:
- 1,081
- Hits:
- 113,374
Bookmarked by Useless19
13 Nov 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Buffy's career is going nowhere, her love life is dead in the water and her roots are showing, but there's no time to spare on any of those problems: she has a whole wedding to plan.
And that’s only before she decides to do the stupid thing.
Bookmarked by Useless19
03 Dec 2025
-
i hear you all the time by adelleein
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken | Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword, Fire Emblem: Fuuin no Tsurugi | Fire Emblem: Binding Blade, Fire Emblem Series
03 Jul 2019
Tags
Summary
The throne is too big for him.
The throne is too big for her.
Across twenty years, two orphans mourn.
Across twenty years, a magic bloodline sparks.Bookmarked by Useless19
07 Jan 2026
-
Request for Proposals by nirejseki
Fandoms: The Flash (TV 2014), DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Supergirl (TV 2015), DCU (Comics)
07 Jun 2017
Tags
Summary
In a world where marriage is an extensively negotiated contractual arrangement, getting Leonard Snart hitched is nothing less than a monumental task.
And Mick Rory's the sucker whose job is to find his best friend just the right spouse.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,130
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 178
- Kudos:
- 2,336
- Bookmarks:
- 643
- Hits:
- 17,252
Bookmarked by Useless19
06 Feb 2026