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    These are works I've lost any motivation to work on. Some of them are functionally finished as a stories, but I meant to write more. Some I lost steam on before I got far enough to really be "finished". In many cases, I've moved on from the fandoms in question (sometimes a decade+ ago) and have no interest in picking the stories back up.

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    These stories are no longer in progress, but got far enough along that they might be a satisfying read for folks. I'm posting them and then permanently sidelining them.

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  1. Rec 61

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    Parity: the state or condition of being equal, equivalent, or evenly matched.

    Despite his enormous talent, Shane doesn't get the same opportunities Ilya does, so he doesn't end up on one of the league's best teams. But even though they don't become the league's most famous rivals, Ilya and Shane still find themselves drawn to each other.

     
    Notes on Deafness:
    Shane and his family speak American Sign Language (as is common in Canada). In this story, ASL is treated like any other language—when people who are fluent are speaking it, it will read like any other language. Shane has been deaf since birth, and his English is not perfect (as is common for many Deaf individuals). Shane's worldview and some of the particulars of his experience are based on real-life Deaf individuals, but he is not meant to represent every Deaf person.

    Notes on hockey:
    I know this isn't exactly how the draft works. And there will probably be hockey mistakes in here too. I fear I must wave my magic wand and ask you to pretend it makes sense.

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    12 Aug 2026

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    Pairity by Anon

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/87462496/chapters/231709921

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    12 Aug 2026

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    https://archiveofourown.org/works/85752726

    Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey - Sagebrner

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    "Rozy," Brian, the team doctor says, "talk to me, buddy. That puck clipped you pretty good, how’s the pain?"

    Ilya blinks. He clenches his jaw against a wave of nausea. He rests his cheek on the ice, and the cold helps a little.

    "Bad. Very bad." He swallows. "Is Shane here?"

    -

    or, in the final MTL/BOS game of the year, ilya takes a puck to the head.

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    12 Aug 2026

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    Shane Hollander is the most sought-after goalie on the market in the 2015 offseason. The Bears are thrilled when they get the steal of the decade by signing him out from under Montreal. It’s even cooler that their captain is so close with Hollander. The two are like, best friends or platonic soulmates or something.

    Alternatively: 5 times the Boston Bears should’ve guessed that Hollander and Rozanov were totally gay for each other + 1 time when everyone knew (Except Carmy).

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    11 Aug 2026

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    Must Be a Goalie Thing - Talavin

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/89731826

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    No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.

    Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    good on my own accord - impetuous

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/79091681/chapters/207488696