ValeGuardian
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How to (Not) Pet a Snake by ValeGuardian
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
17 Jul 2026
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Medici carrying Ouroboros around in snake form leads to some unexpected discoveries.
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How (Not) to Write a Letter by ValeGuardian for FiammaGalathon
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Nov 2025
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‘My dearest friend,’
Glorfindel looked at the words, beautifully painted out in his best calligraphy. They adorned the top of a very fine piece of paper which had a sandy tint. It had reminded him of the colour of one of the fountains that Ecthelion had lined with that sandstone.
Glorfindel is writing a long overdue letter to Ecthelion.
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King Born from Darkness by ValeGuardian for Peasant_Player
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Nov 2025
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The world was dark. Literally, because since Melkor had destroyed the two trees, an all-encompassing darkness lay over the land.
But there was another darkness, one that couldn’t be seen with eyes. One, that lived in his chest, Finarfin thought.Or: Finarfin is now King of the Noldor. But the crown doesn't fit him yet.
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Mountain Weather by ValeGuardian for octopus_fool
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
15 Nov 2025
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Gimli and Legolas travel together to show each other the most beautiful places in middle earth. But sometimes they get interrupted.
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Jinnias life has been turned on its head by Royal orders. Instead of the extravagant, lazy life he had been living in the Palace, he now has to run a circus, babysit six chaotic members and even live in a tent!
But maybe, just maybe when this is all over, Alest will spend more time with him again and things will return to how they were before the cursed illness of the Prince.
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【第四纪群像】四步将杀法 by FicusKOZUE
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
27 Nov 2023
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祂无意去解释祂的祖国亦或是这个名字有什么更深层次的含义，而这些对阿蒙也没有意义，祂还没成长到想去探索过往真相的年纪，此刻祂只在意梅迪奇对祂的挑衅，于是祂拼命挣动，想去抓父亲的胡子——作为天使，祂天生具备高度的知性和智能，并不该像正常孩子那样稚气，但祂敏锐地发现未成熟的外表可以为祂挣得不少好处，于是祂便热衷于扮演一位真正的孩子，祂大喊：“父亲！我也要学！”
造物主抚摸着阿蒙的头，推出一枚白子“可以，那今天我来教你们，如何在桌面上发动战争。”Bookmarked by ValeGuardian
23 Jul 2026
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Operation: Seduce Eraserhead by wolfram003
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Jan 2018
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This will eventually contain the following works:
1) Operation: Seduce Eraserhead - the fic that started it all.
2) Operation: Seduce Eraserhead [ENCORE EDITION] - a series of one-shots from the perspectives of other characters addressing some of the events in the original fic.
3) Untitled Sequel Fic
- Words:
- 30,139
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 90
Bookmarked by ValeGuardian
28 Aug 2025
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“Pheromones,” I guessed, knowing the genestealers' life cycle depended on their ability to catch and release infected hosts without even the carriers themselves being aware of their genetic contamination. “The… bugs… exude them to ensnare prey compatible with their procreative exigencies.”
“Huh?”
Despite being a native speaker of Gothic, the mon-keigh had clearly not read the same encyclopaedia I did to learn the language. I searched for small words he might understand. “They want to make babies with you.”
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- English
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Bookmarked by ValeGuardian
10 Aug 2024
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The Novaelis and Itzaro cycle by Fulcanellisghost
Fandom Warhammer 30.000, Warhammer 40.000
04 Aug 2022
- Words:
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- Works:
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Bookmarked by ValeGuardian
05 May 2024