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‘Helsinki syndrome,’ Rimmer says again. ‘It’s that thing, you know, where you’re stuck with someone for such a long time that you start to like them.’
Kryten's face twists into what Rimmer not-so-secretly thinks of as know-it-all git mode. ‘I think you mean Stockholm Syndrome,’ he says. Rimmer heroically doesn’t smack him.
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- Part 2 of jump, skip, land
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‘You know you’re going to give in, so might as well do it now and save us some time,’ Lister says, grinning in a way Rimmer suspects he thinks is charming, but in Rimmer’s opinion just makes him look like a particularly grating gerbil. He is not going to be charmed by that.
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- Part 2 of (you found me)
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Rimmer looks down at himself, touches the edge of the table and looks up at Lister with an expression on his face which can only be described as hungry.
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- Part 1 of (you found me)
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The universe is trying to tell Lister something.
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- Part 1 of jump, skip, land
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“Marry me, smeghead.”
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When Rimmer gets a promotion at work, he makes Lister's life a living hell. It doesn't take long for that particular bubble to burst.
Bookmarked by VampireSpider
30 Aug 2026
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These two absolute freaks. This is so gorgeous and probably one of the best pre-series get togethers I have read.
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For Lister, it's just an ordinary day. For Rimmer, it's the end of everything ... over and over and over again.
Bookmarked by VampireSpider
24 Aug 2026
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Unfinished but SO good, well worth reading despite that.
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The Red Dwarf crew are having a hard time with... well... time. While Lister is trying to get a GELF device which literally saves time working, Rimmer finds himself in mortal - as it were - peril from another time-related problem. Meanwhile, Kryten fusses and Cat hunts metaphors.
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Bookmarked by VampireSpider
17 Aug 2026
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This is so beautiful? Just an absolute little wonder of a character study.
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To steal from the person who gave me this idea from Tumblr: "Dave Lister and Arnold Rimmer are, to their utmost disgust, highly drift compatible. They of course pilot the Jaeger Red Dwarf."
Bookmarked by VampireSpider
16 Aug 2026
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I am not usually a pacific rim au person but this is so, so good, rimmer is on point and the lister pov is *chef’s kiss*
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A coda to The Promised Land, in which conversations are had.
Bookmarked by VampireSpider
14 Aug 2026
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This is so funny and delightful and also so sweet? Extremely charming post-TPL fic