WaterMe
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In A Gloomy Wood, Astray by WaterMe
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), Wolverine (Marvel Comics)
21 Nov 2025
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A helpless deer encounters a creature in a dark, scary forest.
Sure hope nothing bad happens…
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(For the Poolverween Bang 2025, with art by Edgebug! This is a standalone PWP and no knowledge of the series is required.)
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- Part 23 of The SpideyPool Holiday Special
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Logan has this harmless multiverse quirk.
Sometimes he goes out to get laid. And sometimes when he goes out to get laid, he wears a colorful bandana in his back pocket. No big thing, right? Except in this universe, certain colors of hankies worn in certain pockets mean certain very specific things. Very specific gay things. Things Wade is sure his (definitely straight) roommate isn’t out prowling for.
Wade really needs to tell him.
(Five times Wade neglects to tell Logan he’s using gay hanky code, and the one time they still don’t talk about it.)
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We’ll Build Our City Here by WaterMe
Fandoms: Deadpool (2016), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men Origins: Wolverine
25 May 2025
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Wade Wilson only has three goals these days.
One: Get Francis to give him his pretty face back.
Two: Kill the fuck out of that fucking fuck.
Three: Go back to Vanessa and grovel until she agrees to sit on his newly re-prettied face for the next six months.
He’s a simple man.
Things feel a lot less simple when The Goddamn Wolverine crashes his next mission.
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(A long time ago, Logan promised Wade he would keep him forever. Five times he tries to keep that promise, and the one time he finally loses his patience.)
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- Part 3 of counter//balance
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You Are Lonely, You Are Like Me by WaterMe
Fandoms: Deadpool (2016), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men Origins: Wolverine
29 Apr 2025
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Wade is gone and Vanessa is pissed.
The obvious solution is to fuck his ex :)
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(When Wade runs off after his cancer diagnosis in Deadpool 1, Vanessa enlists the help of an amnesiac post-Origins Wolverine. This is a very normal plan that will definitely not get weird for everyone involved.)
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- Part 2 of counter//balance
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Wade Wilson uses steroids — it’s the worst kept secret on the team.
What the team doesn’t know is that Wade has another secret (and that Logan has one, too).
Logan isn’t too concerned about his own secret. But Wade’s? He cares about Wade’s a lot. And he’s even willing to keep it… for a price.
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- Part 1 of counter//balance
Recent series
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The SpideyPool Holiday Special by WaterMe
Fandom Cable and Deadpool, Daredevil (Comics), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Wolverine (Movies)
21 Nov 2025
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Wade and Peter are chaotic switches who really know how to do a holiday right! Like its cursed Star Wars namesake, consider this a variety show. While there will be some overlap (especially in character development), all pieces can be read as oneshots. And please, for the love of Stan, read the tags for each piece so you know what you're getting into.
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- 72,815
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- 17
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- 107
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The Word Of Your Body by WaterMe
Fandom X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men Origins: Wolverine
29 Nov 2024
- Words:
- 5,551
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- 1
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- 1
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counter//balance by WaterMe
Fandom Deadpool (2016), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men Origins: Wolverine
25 May 2025
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Interconnected works starting in Wolverine: Origins and continuing past Deadpool 1, featuring intersex stone top Logan, hapless trans pup Wade, and chaotically switchy Vanessa (and also sometimes Victor is there).
- Words:
- 25,793
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 7
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Popping the Cork by WaterMe
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Punisher (TV 2017)
18 Jan 2025
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Bambi is a stripper with an ass of gold.
Wade is a big personality with a wallet to match.
And Spider-Man? Spider-Man's just looking for a friend.****
("There is [No] Sex in the Champagne Room", and associated one-shots)
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- 21,302
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- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 108
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Apartment 501 by WaterMe
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
24 Dec 2024
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Wade pays an unexpected visit to an old flame, and things really escalate!
My gifts for pandarson for the Deadpool Polyculember Exchange 2024 <3
- Words:
- 6,793
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- 3
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- 12
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Winter takes stock.
Things are bad. Winter has never been inside this newest host’s species type before, but he can immediately tell that this one is broken anyways. Built inefficiently, poorly, badly, wrong. The host’s spine is misaligned, its immune system crippled, its eyesight lacking, hearing lackluster, its feet are somehow not the way they should be, the joints ache, the lungs are floundering. Winter’s host can’t even breathe right.
This is it. This is the trap. Winter’s captors think that they can kill it by trapping it in a weak, dying host.
They think wrong.
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- Part 1 of stars stripes and teeth
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- English
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Bookmarked by WaterMe
01 Sep 2026
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Spock does not understand the social dynamics of the crew.
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- English
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Bookmarked by WaterMe
01 Sep 2026
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Tournament of Hearts by gunstreet for remylebae
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies)
19 Aug 2026
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Freshly reunited and newly bonded with Jim, Spock learns that the two of them are capable of conception. Neither of them have any desire to become parents, so his decision is an easy one. There is no need for Jim to know.
Spock, however, is not the only one keeping secrets.
Bookmarked by WaterMe
18 Jul 2026
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The wild phonemes of 40 Eridani Keid by astronicht for quothhh
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
16 Apr 2023
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Jim goes on shore leave to Vulcan, where a disaster half-happened.
Bookmarked by WaterMe
02 Aug 2026
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[ART] Desert Heat by AO3_Fanzine_Scan_Hosting_Project, GayleF (Gayle)
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
01 Jan 1976
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Kirk and Spock are stranded on a desert planet with Spock suddenly going into pon farr.
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- English
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- 167
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- 1/1
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- 12
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- 550
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Bookmarked by WaterMe
21 Jul 2026