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elm and dragon fire by Anonymous
Fandom A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
26 Jun 2026
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04 Sep 2026
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The Birthday Party of Gilly Baggins and What Happened Thereafter by huorn for mithrilhearts
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
30 Nov 2021
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Thorin’s time in the Shire is growing its bark, as they say, but it makes for a lonely little sapling. Hobbits prefer the company of other hobbits; the hobbits of Hobbiton are no exception.
Bilbo’s cousin changes this by accident.
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22 Aug 2026
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Ryland Grace's Foolproof Plan to Fund the Science Club Without Getting Turbo Fired (NOT Clickbait) by QueenOfTheQuill, thepossumwrites
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
13 Aug 2026
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Simon's favorite (only followed) OnlyFans creator has a special announcement and he will make some truly stupid decisions to be the one to meet SweetnSour in person.
Ryland's kept his OnlyFans account and his job as a middle school teacher as separate as he can get them, but what if he can use his "side hustle" to fund his science club? Now he just has to hope that his favorite subscriber, Panax_ginseng, has some spare cash to blow.
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22 Aug 2026
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Simon takes dating advice from PornHub to seduce Ryland (gone wrong) (gone sexual) by Sugar_Junkie
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
02 Jul 2026
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Simon gets frustrated with Ryland not picking up on his flirting whatsoever. He decides to do some research on Earth's courting traditions to close the communication gap. Thankfully, Stratt packed the Hail Mary with a copy of the entire internet.
Hijinks and shenaningans ensue.
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08 Aug 2026
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The Butcher and the Lamb by bakdooraccess
Fandom Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
15 Sep 2026
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Simon's not a butcher / Grace is not a lamb / They're both just fucked up humans / Doing the best they can.
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23 Jun 2026