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    “There’s a few questions we can go through to see how serious this is.”

    “I really don’t think that’s -“

    “Question one,” Ilya interrupts, peering at Shane from the corner of his eye before glancing back at his phone. He looks suspiciously smug. Shane is instantly wary. “Is there any chance you are pregnant?”

    Shane rolls his eyes, smacking Ilya’s thigh with the back of his hand. “Oh, fuck off.”

    Ilya snickers before making a poor attempt at schooling his face back into neutrality. He gestures with his phone. “This is yes or no question, Hollander.”

    “No, Ilya, there is no chance I’m pregnant, seeing as you fuck me in the ass, and also, I’m your gay male husband.”

    “Hm. Okay, so despite my best efforts, not pregnant yet, probably, although we cannot be sure.”

    OR: Shane Hollander gets appendicitis. Featuring anxious Ilya, (medically) high Shane, and two idiots who can't be serious if their lives depended on it.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    Vestige by Damillzy

    Published: 2026-09-27
    Work ID: 93404251

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    • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

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    “There’s a few questions we can go through to see how serious this is.”

    “I really don’t think that’s -“

    “Question one,” Ilya interrupts, peering at Shane from the corner of his eye before glancing back at his phone. He looks suspiciously smug. Shane is instantly wary. “Is there any chance you are pregnant?”

    Shane rolls his eyes, smacking Ilya’s thigh with the back of his hand. “Oh, fuck off.”

    Ilya snickers before making a poor attempt at schooling his face back into neutrality. He gestures with his phone. “This is yes or no question, Hollander.”

    “No, Ilya, there is no chance I’m pregnant, seeing as you fuck me in the ass, and also, I’m your gay male husband.”

    “Hm. Okay, so despite my best efforts, not pregnant yet, probably, although we cannot be sure.”

    OR: Shane Hollander gets appendicitis. Featuring anxious Ilya, (medically) high Shane, and two idiots who can't be serious if their lives depended on it.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/09/28

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    Shane is nineteen and straight in a dick-loving way (obviously), until Ilya finds a gift on his left nut... leading him to lose a ball, and in turn, gain an Ilya so much earlier in life. Be warned, this is tough subject matter delivered with the utmost respect... but also a hell of a lot of humor and laughs.

    Come for a ride and see where life could have taken Shane and Ilya if they had figured their shit out at nineteen, and not twenty-six, with a supportive cast of characters and teammates. It will make you laugh, and cry... and get a little gooey.

    PS: Check your balls if you've got 'em

     

    David had refused to let Ilya take an Uber back to the hotel, so now Ilya was trapped in a small SUV, with his blowjob-buddy’s dad, after not only revealing to the poor guy that his son had an appreciation for Russian cock, but also that his balls were all kinds of fucked up. What a Tuesday.

    “He’s going to undersell what’s happening to him.” David said finally, glancing at Ilya. “You’ve seen them, obviously, right?”

    Yes, David Hollander. I’ve fondled your son’s balls and swallowed his cum like it was champagne. “Yes.” Ilya said instead.

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    23 Sep 2026

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    Balls by thehdub

    Completed: 2026-09-17
    Work ID: 89181691

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    • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
    • Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov
    • Shane Hollander & Hayden Pike & Ilya Rozanov
    • Hayden Pike & Ilya Rozanov
    • David Hollander & Shane Hollander & Yuna Hollander
    • Shane - Relationship

    Work Summary:

    Shane is nineteen and straight in a dick-loving way (obviously), until Ilya finds a gift on his left nut... leading him to lose a ball, and in turn, gain an Ilya so much earlier in life. Be warned, this is tough subject matter delivered with the utmost respect... but also a hell of a lot of humor and laughs.

    Come for a ride and see where life could have taken Shane and Ilya if they had figured their shit out at nineteen, and not twenty-six, with a supportive cast of characters and teammates. It will make you laugh, and cry... and get a little gooey.

    PS: Check your balls if you've got 'em

     

    David had refused to let Ilya take an Uber back to the hotel, so now Ilya was trapped in a small SUV, with his blowjob-buddy’s dad, after not only revealing to the poor guy that his son had an appreciation for Russian cock, but also that his balls were all kinds of fucked up. What a Tuesday.

    “He’s going to undersell what’s happening to him.” David said finally, glancing at Ilya. “You’ve seen them, obviously, right?”

    Yes, David Hollander. I’ve fondled your son’s balls and swallowed his cum like it was champagne. “Yes.” Ilya said instead.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/09/23

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    The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.

    Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)

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    18 Sep 2026

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    Fanning the Flames by cjr2

    Completed: 2025-12-11
    Work ID: 75114181

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    • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

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    The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.

    Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/09/18

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    15 Sep 2026

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    Hollanov vs. the Ottawa WAGs by sillylittlepal

    Updated: 2026-02-02
    Series ID: 5703321

    Relationship Tags:

    • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
    • Shane Hollander & Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble
    • Shane Hollander & Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble & Ilya Rozanov

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    A knee injury ends Shane Hollander's nineteen-year NHL career.

    Ilya Rozanov keeps checking in.

    Shane pencils in "big gay midlife crisis" between physiotherapy sessions.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    here at the end of all things by nomadsland

    Completed: 2026-09-07
    Work ID: 86539701

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    • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

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    A knee injury ends Shane Hollander's nineteen-year NHL career.

    Ilya Rozanov keeps checking in.

    Shane pencils in "big gay midlife crisis" between physiotherapy sessions.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/09/09