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  1. Rec 37

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    If this was another one of Kakashi's stupid pranks, there was going to be one less jonin in the world come tomorrow. 

    There's far more dedication in this one than in his others, Yamato will give him that. Kakashi's convinced most of Konoha to get involved. They're all really selling it too, the traitors.

    It's just … does everyone in the village really think he's that stupid?

    Yamato has spent weeks trapped in the woods with Naruto, on various missions and other training assignments. They went through the bulk of the Akatsuki's hunt for the Nine Tails together. Trained so that Naruto could make the Rasen-Shuriken together. Spent weeks trapped on a boat together.

    They've gone through all of that and more, and never once — through any of it — has Yamato in his whole, damn life heard —

    "Hinata is going to be the most beautiful bride, don't you think?"

    The name Hinata fucking Hyūga. 

     

    OR naruto + hinata's wedding from yamato's pov

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    20 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 91

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Pretty decent leon gets forced mpreg’d via BOW and the consequences afterwards
    In short story format

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    An AU crossover series where Tim Drake is sent to the OP world, spends five years there, and accidentally gets summoned back home when the Justice League were trying to get Nika. And the insanity that follows due to this.

    Straw Hat Tim, everyone!

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    27 May 2026

  4. Rec 4

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    When at a networking event a man purposefully spilled some wine on Alastor's shirt, Alastor knew: This man had to die tonight.
    And he would use his favourite technique to lure his victim out into the bayou: Seduction.

     

    I read this fan theory and just had to write it :D. A flirtatious and violent missing scene fic of that season 2 flashback.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    There was a pause as the Peak Lords drank their tea, and then Shizun sighed. "I'm just worried, is all. Liu Qingge said Binghe looked scared, and no one's seen him all day. I don't understand--I thought he wanted this! I thought this would be easy."

    "You thought inviting a third into your marriage would be easy?" said Shang Qinghua.

    "I thought it would be like with dogs!"

    "Cucumber bro, respectfully, what."

    "You know, when you have just one it's a lot of work, but adding a second one isn't all that much more to do--you just put out a second food bowl and you're good to go. I thought it would be like that, but with husbands."

    "I don't think that's how relationships work," Shang Qinghua said skeptically, and for once, Luo Binghe was on his side.

    In which Luo Binghe unknowingly engages in demonic flirtation with Liu Qingge via punches, and everyone knows about it and is cool with it.

    Luo Binghe just wishes someone had told him.

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