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“Yeah, about that, we’re uh, we’re not doing so hot.” Sonar’s voice is quiet, and it sounds wrecked, like someone had punched him in the throat. Like he had been screaming. “Some guys I cut a bad deal with, like, years ago finally caught up to me. Romanian mob. They got the drop on us.” He pauses, swallowing hard. When he next speaks, he’s even quieter, voice simmering with anger. “They put us in cages, Bobert. They put a fucking muzzle on me. Like a dog. I don’t even know what they did to Waterboy, he’s still unconscious.”
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Sonar’s past catches up to him, and Waterboy gets swept up in the fallout.
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The first time Herman does something utterly out of the ordinary is in late February.
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Waterboy’s full name is John Herman Egbert. This changes some things, though he’s tried to leave his past behind.
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“I like seeing you so confident,” Robert murmurs into his chin, hot breath ghosting his cheek, “when you ask for what you want.”
“I want,” Herm starts, punctuating the thought with a nip to his jaw, beneath his ear, “to - to make you feel g-good. P-please. Please.”
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A week in Herm’s life.
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- Part 2 of this funny feeling
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“Bae,” Prism started with a snort, “I think you’re the only one in this office who hasn’t slept with Waterboy.” Flambae blinked once, twice, and on the third his jaw fell open, just slightly.
“What?” He exclaimed once more, stunned.
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Flambae makes fun of Waterboy for being a virgin, and is swiftly corrected.
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“I guess… I guess I just wanted to kiss you. Sorry, that’s kind of a stupid answer.” He raises his gaze, and Herman is staring at him, eyes wide. That other emotion on his face has won out, and it’s something almost like… hope.
“No,” Herman breathes, “no, that’s not stupid at all.”
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Robert impulsively kisses Herman at a bar. Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 1 of this funny feeling
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A continuous series of WaterMech fics.
Robert kisses Herm at a bar, and things spiral from there.
For requests, ideas, or just thoughts in general, please feel free to leave a comment on any of the fics or send me an ask at @idrawwaterboy on tumblr!
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Your name is JOHN HERMAN EGBERT, and your BOSS needs you to be a SUPERHERO.
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The Game is over. Herman would just like a normal life again.
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03 Aug 2026
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'cause the shackles i wore (can't be touched or be seen) by mahalidael
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
01 Aug 2026
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What he can’t picture is Flambae making the incredibly questionable fashion choice of putting on an orange jumpsuit. Wouldn’t that remind him of—?
“Why is he wearing a prison jumpsuit?” says Visi.
Or: The last thing Flambae remembers is being in his cell in supermax.
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02 Aug 2026
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To Plant a Garden is to Believe in Tomorrow by thederpypikachu
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Jun 2026
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+VI [157] Eridian years after Grace and Rocky arrive on Erid, the light from Sol returns to full strength.
It's time to establish a relationship between the planets, requiring an interstellar journey. Eridians traveling to Earth, safely, utilizing both human and Eridian science and technology.
The only problem?
Earth does not know that Ryland Grace is still alive. Or that they've been living as an Eridian for years, with a family, loved by the entire planet.
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- Part 4 of Eridian Shifter AU
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22 Jul 2026
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Couple of Hometown Heroes by TheOneWithTheBook
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
03 Jun 2026
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Mindy Park is rapidly realising that the first intelligent extraterrestrial to make contact with the human race thinks they’re fucking stupid. She’s pretty sure that Dr Grace isn’t accurately translating half the things Rocky is saying, but most of what he is telling her is that Rocky has a better way of doing what NASA wants them to do, and honestly, it seems like Rocky is mostly right. She probably doesn’t want to know what the other half of what Grace’s new alien friend is saying, if the things that are making it through what she’s calling the “middle school teacher filter” are “why would you do something the dumb way when you could do it the right way”.
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Mindy has a headache, Grace has trauma, Mark is confused and Rocky is wondering how humans made it in to space when they're all so, so dumb.
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- Part 1 of Most Of The Time, We Don't Have Anyone
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17 May 2026
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The Universe is a Red Skein by listless_listhaver
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir, Alien Stage (Web Series), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman, Mickey 17 (2025)
26 Sep 2026
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Ryland Grace and Rocky bring the Hail Mary out of retirement when it becomes clear that their universe is not the only one being affected by astrophage.
This is complicated by the fact that some of the universes are domains of death, suffering, and anarchy, while others rely mainly on the power of friendship and song. Between their conflicting tones of satire, gothic literature, cosmic horror, and kid-friendly humor, they may never unravel which of them was actually supposed to save the multiverse in the first place.
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16 May 2026