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    JIANG CHENG: Let’s start with your loans. What is this one?

    WEI WUXIAN: Oh, right. I had to take out a payday loan to DoorDash boba.

    JIANG CHENG: Not a single one of those words is in the Bible, you unholy creature. What are you talking about? With your income, why did you get a payday loan? Why did you even order boba for delivery?

    LAN WANGJI: Wei Ying likes boba.

    JIANG CHENG: I don’t know how many times I can express that I don’t care what he likes.

    OR: married!wangxian are special guests on jiang cheng's financial advice podcast (unfortunately for jiang cheng)

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    13 Aug 2026

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    Lilymoon, if you're stalking my bookmarks, here's a crackfic rec for thou

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    “My ministers have nothing better to do all day than write these pathetic, trifling manifestos about how the king is being coerced by the wiles of an evil concubine.”

    Xie Lian blinked a few times. “Who?”

    Hua Cheng’s smirk grew wider. “Why, you, of course. Who else? These idiots of the court are threatening to smash their heads into the pillars and die if I don’t wrench myself out of your web of enchantment.”

    Xie Lian suddenly felt quite speechless. Who was the one enchanting who, exactly? Clearly it was the king who wouldn’t stop summoning him every minute of the day!

    OR: transmigrator!hua cheng becomes a king inside in his least favorite novel, and he has his sights set on a particular concubine

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    11 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i need to snort this like coke

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    They’re lounging on the divan facing Paradise Manor’s enormous koi pond, Hua Cheng’s head resting on Xie Lian’s lap, when Xie Lian absently brings up the song Hua Cheng has been humming on-and-off since this morning.

    “Nice tune,” Xie Lian says, as he runs his fingers through Hua Cheng’s hair, toying with the ends of it.

    The scratch of charcoal against paper briefly comes to a halt. Hua Cheng grins up at him, handsome and roguish, before setting his drawing aside. “Oh, is it? Or is gege only teasing?”

    (in which i wrote a bunch of tgcf extras because i wanted more)

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “All right,” Feng Xin said. “I get it. And then they…?”

    “Then they took him straight down and everyone said he was being offered as a sacrifice to appease Crimson Rain Sought Flower!”

    “I heard he was being sent as a bride!”

    “I heard he was being offered as lunch…”

    Xie Lian has ascended again! He gets shipped off right away to Crimson Rain Sought Flower for some reason! Feng Xin and Mu Qing accidentally lead a rescue expedition!

    ...It does not work out.

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