Who_First
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A new Wax Museum has opened with the most exciting exhibits! Isn’t this exciting?
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The King in Yellow receives many gifts from his exalted followers. This one is a surprise
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Robert and Beef approach the SDN Building for their normal workday after a long and stressful weekend. Unfortunately, Robert had a run-in with a drunk super the night before and is now a cat.
He's going to make this everyone's problem.
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Bruises and Soft Kisses by Who_First for platinum_firebird
Fandoms: Dark Matter - Michelle Paver
17 Dec 2025
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They’re safe. They’re in the boat and leaving never to return. Nothing can stop them.
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Peter drags Arthur along on an investigation into an old manor with a history of strange events. But what can one expect when a house sits on a rift with openings into the Dreamlands? Surely nothing terrible.
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In which The King in Yellow is tired of his petulant other half and through hardship squires the human John seems so attached to. At least the human is talented at music.
All oc’s are free to use just please link me if you do.
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Found family au where Ethan doesn't give Rose up to Chris and they both survive the blast by hiding in Castle Dimitrescu. Then it turns out the four lords came back somehow. Ethan and Rose slowly form a family with the naive, nice, psycho, and asshole lords.
These are the crack fics therein.
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There just had to be a jewelry store next door, that just had to have some desirable piece on display that made it the perfect target for an early morning heist...and it just had to be next to a fucking daycare.
Did Robert know the guy had a gun? Yes. But what he didn't know was that the bastard had gotten in a lucky shot.
Fuck his incredibly high pain tolerance.
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13 Aug 2026
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For All The Just Alike Birds by SilverSkiesAtMidnight for Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
30 Dec 2022
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It starts the stupidest way anything has ever gone wrong in Tim’s life.
It starts when he falls asleep in the shower.
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16 Jul 2023
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An Alternative To Freedom by AfterHoursMementos
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
08 Jul 2021
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Leon knew when he took the job it was going to be a whole new level of difficult, even for him. Then, as things do on a Tuesday in the Biohazard universe, it got 'complicated'.
If this was a parody of an episode of The Rocky and Bullwinkle show, the alternative title would be "Werewolves, Vampires, and Self Discovery, Oh My!" and be rated NC-17.
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15 Jul 2021
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This fic is absolutely amazing and you should be reading this instead of scrolling by. Mostly full ensemble adventure with a dash or romance from two terrible guys that don’t seem to think romance applies to them.
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The loneliness was colder than the water in which he had fallen. It ate him from the inside out, crawling around in the empty chasm that had formed inside of him. It clawed at him, scraped against his insides like it was trying to escape his all-too-human body. Eddie had never thought it was possible to feel too human. But he did.
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26 Nov 2018
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The heartwarming tale of one earth dumbass and one space dumbass who, together, figure out a totally dysfunctional relationship that somehow works perfectly for them both.
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24 Nov 2018