WhyDoIStillExist
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Sack of Flesh by WhyDoIStillExist
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Oct 2024
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Shikamaru Nara.
In one universe he becomes the 7th Hokage’s advisor and lives a long and, for the most, a happy life, before dying surrounded by family and friends at an impressively old age for the Shinobi he was.
In another universe however, his life was cut short. He had just turned 20, just recently having gotten married and found out he would become a father. He dies cold and alone on the battlefield on a mission outside the village that was supposed to be easy. His last thoughts are those of regret.
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Meanwhile in another world a new mother cries as she holds the unmoving body of her newborn son. Until suddenly her little son regains color and flutters his eyes open for the first(?) time.
What.The.Fuck.[Prequel to _____]
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- Part 1 of A Ninja in The FBI?
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Basically Phoenix is having a really weird dream. That’s it.
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Sleepy me thought that disbarred Phoenix would definitely have weird existential dreamsSeries
- Part 3 of Random fics from random fandoms
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An unfinished fic that has been rotting in my notes app for some time.
Sasuke (trying) to cope with his whole world dying, basically.
Most likely will never be finished.
Summary and tags might change.
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The only reason I’m alive is because I’m too much of a coward to slit my throat and finally put an end to it all.
Coward.
All I do is drown in self pity all day. Down a few bottles too many and play with the thought of drinking something stronger. And to drink just a bit too much…
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Shane is depressed and an alcoholic. Do you really need to know more?
Here is one of the many times Shane has been on the floor and thought for a bit too longSeries
- Part 2 of Random fics from random fandoms
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The milky seas flooding my canvas by WhyDoIStillExist for Rennll
Fandoms: Boruto: Naruto Next Generations, Naruto
09 Mar 2022
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Gift exchange -> Sweet Memories
Request by -> @Rennll
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Sometimes you need to get away from the loud and fast and get back to the slow and quiet.
Just for a moment.
Just long enough to tank energy for another busy week to come.
Just enough to make you feel calm and collected till next time.
Just so you can drown in long forgotten memories of a past you never expirenced.
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Mitsuki goes to the woods and paints by the river to tank some energy aaaand of course, to receive the well deserved comfort by good ol‘ Mother Nature! Plus. To remember all the memories in that magical place. That may or may not aren’t even Mitsuki‘s.
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Random fics from random fandoms by WhyDoIStillExist
Fandom Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Stardew Valley (Video Game), 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
31 Aug 2024
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A Ninja in The FBI? by WhyDoIStillExist
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Oct 2024
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[Both names start with S and both are smart. But while Spencer throws himself into work at the start of his journey, Shikamaru does the opposite.
Hence I decided I wanted to throw Shikamaru into the “real world” as Spencer!This series will be decided into at least two works. The first one is up and finished until further notice. It’s basically only like a layout. A prequel if you will.]
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love, and be silent by nichromefire
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days
20 Aug 2025
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Jason stares down at his script, feeling nothing.
“All I’m asking,” says TRAGEDY, “is for you to be yourself, Jason. Jason Todd has one job, and that’s playing Jason Todd.”
“Lucky for me, I’m a man of a thousand faces,” he grits out.
“And there’s nothing any of them can do to save him. Any story about you surviving is inevitably a story about Jason Todd’s death.”
Bookmarked by WhyDoIStillExist
09 Sep 2026
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Footsteps pass by his door, pausing to knock. Sometimes it’s Grayson. Sometimes it’s Father. He ignores them all, their queries about wanting signs of life and their pathetic attempts to try and coax him out to spend time with them, and shifts to lie on his side. Curled up on the floor, back pressed to the door, he feels a chill not even the heaviest of blankets can get rid of.
It is lonely in this manor.
When Damian came to live with his father, it's nothing like the life he expected it to be. As he struggles to find his place in the family and navigate life outside of the League, help comes in the form of his older brother who's goal is to ensure Damian settles into the life he was meant to live.
Because for all he was taught, Damian was never taught how to be a child.
[On Hiatus]
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- Part 2 of slut4identityporn
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Bookmarked by WhyDoIStillExist
25 Aug 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
:O
I adore the whole series but this fic in particular I want to remember hehe
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Roy Harper’s Very Weird Month by The_stars_ship_us
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Green Arrow (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), DCU (Comics)
22 Jun 2024
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Jason comes back to Gotham to clip the new birdie’s wings and teach Batman a lesson only for the Bats to get a good glimpse at his soulmark during one of their run ins. Now they know the Red Hood is the resurrected Jason Todd…wait why are they calling him Roy? What??? Confused, Jason looks up the guy they think he is and. Fuck. That’s his soulmark!
The Bats are trying to take down the Red Hood but after a fated encounter and some investigation, they have a new idea. Since he was Jason’s soulmate, maybe Hood isn’t all that bad and they can get him to join their side.
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29 Jul 2026
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Why it is a bad idea to capture Bats by CyborgV2
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman/Batman: Public Enemies, Criminal Minds (US TV), White Collar (TV 2009)
23 Feb 2024
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Lex Luthor has become president and Gotham wouldn't care except he's trying to capture the Batman.
The BAU could tell you the exact words for a man like Lex Luthor psyche, but ordering them into a hostile city wanting them to track down their Hero had only one, 'stupid'
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- Part 1 of Why it is a bad idea to threaten Heroes
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- 64,686
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- 25/25
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28 Jul 2026
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The Hearts of Gotham by schrijverr
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
26 Dec 2023
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Bruce makes the Justice League believe he has two hearts and is a manifestation of Gotham’s night to throw them off his secret identity, not trusting them. When the sound system breaks, he doesn’t come clean, but lies instead that he split into two to make Robin. From there it spirals as all the Robins make the lies grow and twist it in their own ways, until the truth comes out.
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Bookmarked by WhyDoIStillExist
26 Jul 2026