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    @NSR: Ilya Rozanov is the best player in the world. Shane Hollander would like him to act like it.

    NSR columnist Shane Hollander has never met Ilya Rozanov. After the Boston Raiders' captain’s Cup celebrations in Las Vegas, Shane publishes two thousand words explaining why he’d rather keep it that way. He ends with a promise: if he’s mistaken the show for the man, he’ll publish a full column explaining where he went wrong. Ilya reads it twice, finds Shane’s shirtless selfie, and offers him two weeks to find out.

    Or: Shane Hollander publishes a character assassination. Ilya Rozanov treats it as a personal ad.

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    19 Oct 2026

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    When the Ottawa Centaurs are unexpectedly eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs, Shane and Ilya find a way to keep busy during their extended summer break.

    By going on Dancing With The Stars.

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    18 Oct 2026

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    “You speak Russian?” Ilya’s voice is simultaneously incredulous and thrilled, like he can’t quite believe it, but he’s excited all the same.

    Hayden shakes his head, shrugging, still rocking Amber. “Uh, not really? I only know a few words and phrases here and there from my Deda and Baba. I understand it more than I can speak it.”

    Ilya’s eyes somehow get wider. “Deda and Baba- You have Russian grandparents? You are Russian?!”

    “I guess? Technically?”

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    Hayden Pike never really talks about his mom's family. Ilya finds out why and decides he simply *must* fix this.

    He is going to teach Hayden Pike how to be Russian, whether Hayden likes it or not.

    AKA the Russian Hayden fic for my sister

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    10 Oct 2026

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    God only knows why he thinks it's appropriate to send what can only be considered borderline nudes to Shane, who is straight and in a committed relationship. Shane, again, tries to talk to Jessica about it, but she assures him that it's no big deal, plus, since they're gonna fuck this week, Shane might as well get comfortable looking at him.

    A small part of him takes it as permission. A larger part takes offense. Because why do Ilya's pictures, literally any of them, incite more reaction in Shane's body than any nudes he's gotten from a girl?

    Or: Shane's girlfriend wants to watch him get fucked by a man to spice up their relationship. Enter Ilya Rozanov.

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    09 Oct 2026

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    it's exactly as it says on the tin: heated rivalry, but shane is more audhd

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    04 Oct 2026