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if I'm gonna get back to you someday by napricot
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Jul 2023
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“What’s the plural for a group of Steves?” asks Natasha, and it’s weirdly comforting that the question has a hint of whimsical hysteria to it. Good, Bucky’s not the only one who’s not dealing well with all of this.
“A clusterfuck,” he says. “A clusterfuck of Steves.”
Despite how little sense his life has made since he got on a battlefield to fight a bunch of aliens, Bucky's pretty sure he knows exactly what's happened when a much older Steve appears after the mission to return the Infinity Stones: he left Bucky behind to get his much deserved happily ever after in the past. Only then another Steve shows up, and another. And Bucky realizes he still hasn't got any idea what's going on.
What he does have is a whole lot of Steves, a fraught relationship with his own Steve, and tentative plans to leave. But the more Bucky talks to all these different versions of Steve, the more he begins to wonder if leaving really is what's best for him and his Steve, or if there's a way to make something new out of their long friendship.
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Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
05 Sep 2026
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oh this is so much fun! it's the perfect mix of multiverse shenanigans and complicated feelings
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Baby’s 200th (or Something) Christmas by ATimeLordIn3DGlasses
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
26 Dec 2025
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It’s no secret that Logan isn’t a big fan of the holidays, but of course, Wade insists they go all out this year. It is Logan’s first Christmas in his new home universe, after all, and Wade thinks that that is a very big deal, especially considering there wouldn’t be a Christmas to celebrate if they’d died when- oh fuck it, you’ve seen the movie! So Wade drags Logan’s ass along with him to various places to pick out their decorations…
Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
30 Aug 2026
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so, um this is something that should actually get movie-fied, because I would 100% watch it if it was a film
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I [Heart] You by writeonclara
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Aug 2018
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“Steve’s been hit with a curse,” Natasha said. She said it calmly, so Bucky didn’t immediately go flying out of the apartment to tear apart the Tower in search of Steve. Then again, Natasha would probably be calm if New York City spontaneously burst into flames. He lowered the coffee pot and squinted at her.
“Of course he has,” he said. He felt, abruptly, exhausted. “What is it?”
“The witch kept ranting about sexual repression and archaic moral principles,” she continued blithely.
“It’s not like you to prevaricate, Romanov.”
Natasha pressed her lips together. For a moment, Bucky thought she might start laughing. “It might be easier just to show you.”
OR: Steve’s been hit with a rather telling curse.
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Opportunities in Freelance by gwyneth rhys (gwyneth)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Mar 2015
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No matter how hard Bucky tried, he simply could not predict what would happen in this crazy new life.
Take this morning, for instance.
Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
28 Aug 2026
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the great maple syrup heist but now with THE WINTER SOLDIER ('sept he doesn't take the job. alas)
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a sequence of dissolution (so life is bitter like song, brilliant like song) by underalittletree
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jul 2026
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“I don’t fucking care. I don’t care if you — if you think you’re not ‘my Bucky,’ whatever the fuck that means. I’m not leaving you. Come down and fight me if you want to. You can’t kill me.”
And that was it. Bucky launched himself down to crash into Steve, tumbling until he could grab Steve by his shirt and yank him down. Steve collapsed, wheezing, but didn’t struggle, didn’t try to break out of his hold.
“You fucking idiot and your fucking death wish,” he hissed, venomous. “Don’t you get it? I don’t want to kill you. I don’t know how to do anything else but kill. Take fucking mercy on me and put me down already, why don’t you?”
“Fine,” Steve snapped back, eyes narrowing. “Alright. You want me to fight you so bad?”
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.the aftermath of yet another one of Bucky's massacres through HYDRA, ft. guilt and violence and eventual physical comfort, as well as hints of identity issues, not adjusting well, and two idiots feeling guilty for each other and not talking through anything
or: how bucky barnes acquires (very much unintentionally) a weighted steve blanket to help him deal with, well, yknow, All That Trauma
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Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
24 Aug 2026
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shmaaahhhh, this is so pretty and beautiful, and yes it's sad, but these boys deserve some time to process things and learn how to live again
(similar to "Instructions for loving a god that forgot to die" [patrochilles])
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All good things come in threes by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
04 Apr 2021
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“I know all about your secret identity.”
A beat of silence. “Um,” Peter said, bunching his sweater in his hands. “Which… which one?”
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Peter has three secret identities: Spider-Man, the superhero who swings around the city to save people. Parker Benjamin, who gives Tony Stark unsolicited advice on his research. And NightMonkey, the Instagrammer who keeps uploading increasingly popular but embarrassing drawings of Iron Man.
And he can juggle them all just fine, thankyouverymuch.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
03 Aug 2026
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this is one hundred precent shenanigans (and worth a reread!)
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PROOF SPIDER-MAN LOVES CLICKBAIT by mauvera
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Dec 2019
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When Peter Parker gets a job working at Buzzfeed there's really only one subject he can write about: superheroes. And what superhero does he know better than everyone's friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?
What he didn't expect was that everyone would think Peter's new obsession with the hero would be interpreted quite like That.
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Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
01 Aug 2026
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I'm not even in this fandom, but oh my galoshes this was fab (and oh so very funny!)
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Rimmer pressed his lips together in a bitter smile. “Might I remind you that this whole dire situation is your fault?”
“What, the coronavirus?” said Lister.
“No, you idiot, us getting evicted,” said Rimmer. “If it wasn’t for you we’d have two whole bedrooms right now. I could have got a hotplate and a chemical toilet and sealed myself in.”
“Hey, hang on,” said Lister. “I got us evicted? You’re the one who told Mr Hollister about Frankenstein.”
“I wouldn’t have had to tell our landlord that you were in breach of our lease if you hadn’t been in breach of our lease,” Rimmer snapped. “Really, you –”
Reluctant flatmates Lister and Rimmer are forced to move into a one bedroom flat after getting evicted. Unfortunately, it's early 2020 and what was supposed to be a temporary situation drags on. And on...
In which Lister won't stop bringing home new flatmates, Holly communicates exclusively via Zoom call, Kryten bakes bread, the Cat bedazzles a lot of face masks, Rimmer hoards toilet paper, and everyone learns some things about themselves.
Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
25 Jul 2026
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this was tres fab and also very silly and fun and very much in the spirit of red dwarf
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The Care and Keeping of Oversized Lizards (and Other Unfortunate, Related Occurrences) by everydayistuesday
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
20 Sep 2025
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Sir Gareth doesn’t know how he ends up taking care of the dragon Uther imprisoned in his subbasement, alright? What he does know is this:
1. The dragon is a cryptic bastard.
2. The dragon's only friend besides Sir Gareth is Merlin, Prince Arthur's dismal manservant.
3. Prince Arthur and his manservant really need to stop pining and kiss already.
4. Sir Gareth does not get paid enough for this shit.
Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
22 Jul 2026
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twas very silly and funny and oh boy are merlin and Arthur idiots
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Patroclus, You Have 3 Missed Calls from Achilles by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: HOMER - Works, The Iliad - Homer, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
16 Mar 2025
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[voice memo from Achilles, 12:16 AM]
[background noise: the soft hum of a war camp at night, the crackle of a dying fire]
"patroclus, i’m drunk and thinking about your hands. thinking about how you held my spear today, which sounds like a euphemism but isn’t, except maybe it is. but not in the way you think. it’s just. you look good holding anything dangerous. maybe even me. maybe especially me."[unsent voice memo from Achilles, 12:17 AM]
[soft background music, maybe a lyre, maybe just the sound of the night]
“sometimes i think i was born from war, like i came out of my mother’s womb swinging a sword. but you— you feel like the first thing that wasn't a battle. and i don't know what to do with that. except hold on. tight. maybe too tight."a character study of Achilles and Patroclus
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- Part 37 of Character Studies
- Part 1 of when love survives the body but not the war that swallowed it
Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
11 Jul 2026
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This was gorgeous and so so pretty but also a tad sad in the way only song of achilles can be (what if you were doomed to die? what if you were doomed to lose the one you love most? what if this has already happened? what if the future's already set? will I be remembered for my love or for my violence? etc.)
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Instructions for Loving a God Who Forgot to Die by the_untamed_poet25 for briarrrr
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, HOMER - Works, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
03 Feb 2026
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The world ended when __________.
(he stopped breathing / the gods turned away / your rage cracked the sky / nothing changed, and that's what broke you)
(Or, he built a temple of rage and called it a eulogy.)
a character study of Achilles and Patroclus
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- Part 117 of Character Studies
- Part 2 of when love survives the body but not the war that swallowed it
- Part 2 of HTML & CSS Poetry Experiments
- Part 2 of Izzy's HTML & CSS Experiments
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Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
11 Jul 2026
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This is so incredible beautiful and heartbreaking (but in the best way possible)
The writing is so pretty and fascinating and aaahhhh
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I Will Roam if You Say Roam by Lavellington
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
19 May 2018
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"My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."
"A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.
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Dirk and Todd go to London.
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- Part 2 of I Always End Up Where I Need to Be
- Language:
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Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
28 Jun 2026
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'twas very good and interesting. I liked that the case part was mixed with the 'let's get you two idiots together' part
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One year of letters between Riff and Tony. (Plus a few extra bits and bobs.)
Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
31 May 2026
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got to love letters! open-ended but nice either way
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Me @ Merlin Writers: What if You Didn't Murder My Favorite Characters? by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandom Merlin (TV)
05 May 2020
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This is just me being salty and writing a bunch of AUs where certain characters survive and are awesome later on in the series (none of them are related). They all have some sort of relationship with Arthur. Here's What I got so far and an updated version of what is officially coming.
- Balinor Lives: Returning the Favor
- Gwen and Merlin’s Friendship Lives: Loyalty before Royalty
- Will Lives: In Which Arthur Lets a Sorcerer Live and Regrets It
- Freya Lives: The Prince Who Cried Witch
- Lancelot Lives: Calling the Middle Man
- Uther's Redemption Arc Lives: Fool Me Once
- Hunith's Relevance in the Show Lives: Exceptionally Exceptional
- Ygraine Lives: The Only Rules that Apply to Rulers
- Alator Lives: The Salt of the Forsaken
- Aithusa's Potential Lives: 10 Reasons Not to Fight a Dragon (a Guide by Arthur Pendragon)
- Deagal Lives: The Servant's Apprentice
- Mordred Being Good Lives: Guarding the Guardian
- Gwaine and Merlin's Love Lives: Needless to Say
- Elyan Lives: (Not Written Yet)
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“Are you battling again with the green-eyed monster, sire?” Leon asks.
“No," Arthur says.
“Are you sure?”
“Yes.”
“So this is a new method of celebration?”
“Yes.”
“…are you su—”
“Yes, Leon. I’m sure.”(In which Merlin almost gets married and Leon shepherds the fall-out of that to its natural conclusion.)
Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
09 May 2026
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Ahh, poor Leon, he deserves a break from these two idiots
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How Sir Gwaine of Camelot Discovered the Power of Collective Bargaining by Merlinfirstlastalways
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
22 Sep 2025
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In which Gwaine finally realizes that Merlin has never had a day off and hatches a brilliant plan: Step One, get Merlin liquor'd up so he won't protest The Plan; Step Two, fake a kidnapping and a ransom note that will force Arthur and the rest of Camelot's nobles to treat their servants better, and Step Three, return Merlin to Arthur once he's done, with no one the wiser and everyone happier.
Unfortunately, Gwaine's plans have never once worked out the way he thought they would, and things just sort of fall apart from there.
Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
02 May 2026
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Gwaine is so stupid and hilarious but also kinda sorta almost smart
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
- Language:
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- 356,700
- Chapters:
- 99/99
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- 8,620
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Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
09 Apr 2026
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Gordon Ramsey as potions teacher! holy hecking hilarious
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The Newlydead Game by TheAmazingMaddy
Fandoms: Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan
22 Oct 2024
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TJ hosts Floor Nineteen's first ever Newlydead Game (a parody of the TV show The Newlywed Game)
Day 3: T.J. jr.
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- Part 3 of Ace Week 2024
- Part 1 of Magnus Chase
Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
07 Apr 2026
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Again, TJ aroace-ness makes brain sense.
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Night in the Barrack by TheAmazingMaddy
Fandoms: Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Fandom
22 Feb 2025
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- Part 6 of Aro Week 2025
- Part 2 of Magnus Chase
Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
07 Apr 2026
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TJ being aroace makes a lot of sense in my brain.
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Many Happy Returns by orphan_account for everything_else
Fandoms: West Side Story (2021)
15 Jan 2023
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Tony is in town a month before Riff finally gets his head out of his ass and realizes that all of Tony’s hemming and hawing regarding the Jets isn’t, like, code or anything.
Bookmarked by Wizard_Man
26 Mar 2026
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see, this person got the vibe of That scene through and through
(and such beautiful writing!!! ahhh!!!)