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    Louis clears his throat before he does something unwise like kiss him. “It’s a rainfall shower. Humans have developed a lot of useful things in the last century.”

    “I like Siri,” Lestat tells him, with a tone of grave importance.

    “Yeah,” Louis replies, finding himself smiling again. “I know you do.”

    Or: In the aftermath of the reunion, Louis takes Lestat back to his hotel.

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    12 Sep 2026

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    “If we’re quiet…” Louis began after catching Lestat alone with a gentle hand at his elbow, the sound of Claudia causing a ruckus as she prepared for bed upstairs above them.

    The answering heat in Lestat’s gaze killed the follow-up before Louis could give it voice.

    “As the grave.”

    or: during episode four, Lestat and Louis experience a dry spell as a result of Claudia sleeping in their room, and then they don't.

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    11 Sep 2026

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    “So you still wanna fuck him,” Daniel said. “Why are you telling me? Just go for it.”

    “I don’t want to fuck him,” Louis said.

    “Right, I forgot. You don’t wanna fuck him, you wanna date him – you wanna make sweet tender love to him, and renew your vampiric vows. Maybe this time around, you can be the one putting your fist through some poor priest’s head.”

    Lestat discovers the wonders of the internet. Louis discovers that, eighty years later, he's still just as normal about Lestat as he has ever been.

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    11 Sep 2026

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    Whatever carefully blank expression Lestat is trying on disappears like a slap. “Armand made a fledgling. Why would he do that?” Lestat asks.

    “Oh, you know,” Louis says, watching the three dots of a new text pop up. “He knew Daniel was… important to me.”

    He means to say it with rueful annoyance, as if to say, “so he ruined him.” But as Daniel’s text comes in—the most important question I should have asked you in that fucking interview: where do you buy coke in Dubai?—Louis’s voice trails off, his words maybe lacking some of the bite.

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    Lestat misunderstands what Daniel is to Louis and tries to be a champ about it. Meanwhile Louis rediscovers his drug of choice—Lestat.

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    11 Sep 2026

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    Rey hates vampires.

    Ben is a vampire.

    Ergo, Rey hates Ben.

    (This is going to go exactly the way you think.)

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    “Don’t move,” Rey commands. She lifts a shaking hand and traces the curve of his nose with her index finger, leaving just a fraction of space between their skin. He’s still just staring at her, his eyes wide, and she swallows thickly. “Don’t move at all. Okay, Ben? Don’t scare me.”

    She steels herself and presses the pad of her thumb against his mouth.

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    09 Sep 2026