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“Jesus Christ,” Lando whispered. “I just told Max Verstappen to fuck off. On camera. In a wedding skirt. To protect my—” He froze, gesturing helplessly at the Aussie still watching him with infuriating calm. “—my husband.”
Oscar raised a single eyebrow. He looked about as hungover as Lando felt, but there was a wry tilt to his mouth.
“Well,” he said flatly. “At least you were committed.”
Alternatively:
Lando Norris went to Vegas to celebrate taking the lead in the WDC. He left with a hangover, a husband, and a skirt.
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08 Aug 2026
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Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.
There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.
A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.
“Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”
Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.
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08 Aug 2026
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“Yeah, I guess.” Briefly, Luca’s eyes dragged toward where Oscar had disappeared. “Well, we can’t all be nepo babies, huh? Guess having a former paddock pass princess for a dad really teaches you a few things.”
It took a moment for the words to register. Charlie had heard the nepo baby comments before. That was nothing new, the sting fading over the years.
It was the second part of the insult that made him blink.
Paddock pass princess.
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- Part 4 of landoscar family universe
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08 Aug 2026
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Tonks and Remus had their son Edward Lupin on a blustery spring morning. They named him after Tonks's father, a decision enamoured by many. Then there was the question of his middle name:
"I want to name him Draco," said Tonks.
Remus did not blurt, have you lost your mind, because that was generally impolite to say to one's wife, let alone a newly-released prisoner of war.Sequel to Dress Up, wherein Nymphadora Tonks gets kidnapped by Bellatrix, held in Malfoy Manor, and finds a surprising confidant in Draco Malfoy.
Ted pulled out a new muggle word for them at the next dinner. "Trauma-bonding is when two people go through something so horrible together that they become inseparable due to their shared experiences."
Draco shrugged a shoulder. "I don't see what was so horrible." Remus stared incredulously at him.
"Oh, it didn't even hurt," Tonks said airly, and took a good bite of her food.Bookmarked by Zoctl
07 Aug 2026
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Konoha has managed to push the Fourth Shinobi war back by years and have been making moves to prepare for it, Now they’re out of time and Ishihara Katsumi is more than ready to see it over with
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- Part 4 of A Broken Crown Still Shines
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31 Jul 2023