abuseofreason
Fandoms
- Inception (2010) (2)
- Bandom (1)
- Panic! At The Disco (Band) (1)
- Music RPF (1)
- Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead (1)
Recent works
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Advanced Guardian Combat by abuseofreason
Fandoms: Inception (2010), Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead
15 Apr 2023
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How Arthur and Eames might have met, in another world.
"The first time Arthur meets Eames, he is sixteen to Eames's twenty-six, confused and desperate for purpose as only a teenager can be."
Series
- Part 1 of St. Vladimir's Eamescademy AU
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Time alone isn't always easy to come by, but Arthur and Eames manage it anyway.
"Even though he was due for a briefing in less than half an hour, Arthur was currently half-naked on a wool blanket in the jungle, underneath a man who was, at least for the duration of this mission, technically his subordinate."
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Brendon introduces Ryan to a new holiday tradition.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 200
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 58
Recent series
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St. Vladimir's Eamescademy AU by abuseofreason
Fandom Inception (2010), Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead
15 Apr 2023
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A series of one-shots in the crossover universe where Eames is a dhampir guardian and Arthur is a guardian in training.
- Words:
- 1,398
- Works:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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the way to his heart by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Jun 2026
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“It’s okay. I don’t need anything.”
“I am not going to eat in front of you while you have nothing, Hollander,” Ilya scoffs. He plucks a can of cold ginger ale from the top shelf as casually as he can manage and slides it over the island, interrupting Hollander’s fidgeting thumbs. “You must be hungry, yes? It’s been hours since you left hotel. I can make something. Easy.”
“Make… what?” he asks warily.
Ilya rolls his eyes and tosses a look over his shoulder. “Do not worry. I will find something that works for your special hockey diet,” he teases. He reaches back into the fridge. “Tuna melt okay?”
“No,” Hollander says primly. “And it’s a disease. Not a diet.”
He pulls his hands out of the cold and turns, blinks. “What?”
Series
- Part 9 of the chronic illness club
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,126
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 369
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- 9,898
- Bookmarks:
- 1,973
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- 56,142
Bookmarked by abuseofreason
06 Sep 2026
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Ilya’s hand wraps around his bare wrist and squeezes. Shane barely stops himself from collapsing to his knees.
The pressure lights up every receptor of his touch-starved nervous system, wrenching a small, pained noise from the back of his throat. Every muted sensation comes flooding back so intensely that it almost hurts. He needs Ilya to hold him down until there’s nothing inside him but quiet. He wants to sink into him and disappear.
It takes Shane an entire beat to remember where they are. Fighting against the fog in his mind, he manages to drag his gaze up to meet Ilya’s.
There’s a slow-dawning horror and understanding on Ilya’s face.
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Or: Shane is in subdrop after their encounter in Vegas. Ilya fixes it.
- Language:
- English
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- 8,769
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 1,175
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- 56,476
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- 12,606
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- 673,413
Bookmarked by abuseofreason
06 Sep 2026
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i took a (yaoi) pill in ibiza by catknives
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
18 Jan 2026
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@lharrietthespy: OMG OMG OMG wait i think ilya rozanov and shane hollander are honeymooning at the same resort as me???
shane and ilya accidentally terrorize a fan on her vacation. twitter chaos ensues.
Bookmarked by abuseofreason
06 Sep 2026
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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,465
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 2,665
- Kudos:
- 50,851
- Bookmarks:
- 14,921
- Hits:
- 444,052
Bookmarked by abuseofreason
14 Jan 2026
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i wanna be your dog by lovesthatuniteus
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
13 Jun 2026
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Shane gets caught on a hot mic walking Ilya like a dog. Twitter implodes. The team reminds them that it could have been worse.
Series
- Part 1 of hot mic hollanovs
Bookmarked by abuseofreason
27 Aug 2026