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Hermione Granger and the Uncontrollable Urges by acanonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Sep 2026
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I wanted to see some specific Omegaverse-at-Hogwarts scenarios, so here we go.
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Hermione has a breakthrough heat while working as Snape’s assistant.
Unfortunately, Snape is always there when her inner Omega spirals out of control.
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Snape came back to his senses. He was laying on top of Granger on a musty twin bed in a dusty room on one of the upper floors in Grimmauld Place. Her hair was a mass of lemongrass scented curls below his chin, hiding her face. He couldn’t hear anyone else moving around below, and he hoped that meant they were home alone. His reason seemed to be back in charge again.
But his erection hadn’t disappeared. It was, still, unfortunately, buried inside the girl below him.
It felt exquisite.
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In the Omega verse, bedding can be obscene.
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Not in public, Draco!” Hermione hissed. But she also leaned into it a little bit, feeling his hand around her throat through the sheet.
They groaned in unison.
A shop assistant stepped forward. “You two!” she admonished. “Stop that!”
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Minerva McGonagall does not want anything to do with Hermione and Severus' situation.
----------------She’d known it would be them - Snape and Granger, standing several feet apart, toes pointing in opposite directions, irritation bristling in the air between them. Minerva could see sparks lighting up the end of Hermione’s hair. They were both ready to explode.
She just wanted them to do it somewhere else. ANYWHERE else.
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More Than You Want: an Omegaverse parody by acanonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 May 2026
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Here I go again! Another parody because this seems to be what my brain does after drowning in too much famfic! (Is it parody or satire? I don’t know the difference!)
The Golden TRIO are making an Omega verse movie!
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Hermione screamed when Ron came through the doorway. “DID YOU READ THIS SCRIPT?”
Ron: “Hermione, this story is HUGE. It’s so popular. People are dying to see you in this role.”
Hermione (stepping even closer, nose touching his): “Did. You. Read. It.”
Ron: “….. Yes.”
Hermione: “I’m some kind of helpless creature who cannot physically fight anyone who tries to RAPE ME?”
Ron: “………. It’s sort of a metacommentary on women’s place in society. It’s an exaggeration of actual unequal power dynamics to emphasize the role they play in controlling the female experience.”
Hermione: “AND HALF THE WORLD wants to kidnap and rape me???”
Ron: “Look, this is such an easy role. You have very few lines.”
Hermione: “I KNOW. I SAY: “ALPHA. ALPHA. PLEASE ALPHA.” THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY TWO TIMES in the first 40 minutes!”
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Manacled in 10 minutes: a parody with spoilers by acanonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, manacled - Fandom
25 Apr 2026
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Parody version of a famous fic! Written with humorous intent!
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Hermione: I love you. I love you. I love you. I’m torn up about it, though, because of that time I had an orgasm while you raped me.
Draco: I killed Longbottom yesterday.
Hermione: Oh.
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no escape (i can't wait) by Inayaluic
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
25 Aug 2025
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He didn’t know what the state had been thinking when they dropped Rey off at his house. An unmated omega living with an alpha like him? It was a recipe for disaster.
Her scent was everywhere in his house. Tempting him. Beckoning him. And try as he might, Ben knew that he was going to fucking ruin her. It was just a matter of time.
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When Hermione is bitten and infected by Greyback, she loses everything. And coming to terms with being a werewolf is hard enough without accidentally trying to hunt down Draco Malfoy each month.
Draco is half-heartedly fulfilling his duty to his family by courting Astoria Greengrass. There’s just the small matter that a wolf is intent on ripping him limb from limb each full moon and that when the sun rises, Hermione Granger appears naked in its place. It’s distracting, at any rate.
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Hermione wakes up in a cell, held captive by none other than her former professor, Severus Snape. She’s scared, alone, and confused about her feelings for her unwilling captor. How can she know what is real and what isn’t when he won’t tell her anything?
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19 Aug 2026
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Nelladinadid Curdle-Thwarple-Hatch by Stinkerbelly
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jan 2026
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“So,” Rolanda Hooch said, “Severus. I was just thinking-you really ought to meet my cousin Greta.”
Severus froze.
“She’s clever,” Hooch offered. “Wicked sense of humor. You two would get on famously.”
A terrible silence.
Severus cleared his throat with subtle panic. “Ah-no. Thank you. Actually….I-I’m quite-my time is quite fully accounted for, these days-in that regard.”
Hooch tilted her head. “Come now. You’re not seeing anyone, are you?”
“I-” He glanced, involuntarily, at Hermione. “I-am. Involved. Romantically. With someone.”
There was a beat.
“Someone who exists,” he added.
Minerva blinked at him over her spectacles. “Someone who exists?” she repeated neutrally.
“A very real,” he added quickly, “extremely tangible, real, live person.”
Flitwick let out a suppressed wheeze.
“And what’s their name?” Minerva asked sweetly.
Severus hesitated for a full beat too long. His mouth opened, but no sound came out.
Hermione bit into her orange slice with quiet, ravenous delight.
There was a long pause.
“Nelladina…did,” he blurted, then winced. “Curdle...Thwarple-Hatch.”
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A very old, incomplete SS/HG fic that someone was looking for recently, so I'm uploading it. Unfortunately I'm not planning to finish it, but there's some good stuff in what is here, I think.
Hermione is a special kind of a masochist called an anguissette, which means that she's also a very valuable conduit for power, one which could be turned into a weapon in the wrong hands. She needs to keep her urges under control or she's a liability for the Order. It seems like there is only one person properly equipped to help with this strange, intimate and unsavory task.
[Originally posted on fanfiction.net]