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    “He wants doll brushes because he’s seen the girls at the park brushing their plushies with them. Their dolls too, obviously. But he wants to brush that pelt you brought him-”

    David sets his crossword book down, giving Yuna his full attention.

    “What?”

    “The pelt of fur? Looks like a wolf, or maybe one of those big cats?” Yuna says, waving her hand dismissively. “Either way, I don’t think doll brushes are the right choice. We can look into getting him a set of actual grooming tools, he needs to learn that the right tools for the right job are an important-”

    “Yuna. Sweetheart.” David interrupts. “I did not buy our son a piece of dead animal as a souvenir from Russia.”

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    Ilya loses something important at the airport; years later, Shane gives it back to him.

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    09 Sep 2026

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    @IlyaRozanovOfficial✅ Happy to announce that I WILL be pounding Shane Hollander tonight! That ass is MINE!

    @CliffMarleau✅Brother, please ask me before you post shit like this.

    @BostonWAGOneDay pounding him into… the boards… right? RIGHT?

    @HollanderBabe24 in my dreams 🙏🙏🙏

    @HockeyFan81 PLEASE have someone proof-read this man’s Tweets.

    @IllyaRozanovOfficial✅ what is ‘proof-read’? Internet tells me this mean
    fix errors. What error? I said what I said.

    @HockeyFan81 I’M SCREAMING

    OR: Instead of just hooking up at the CCM shoot, Shane and Ilya start a serious relationship the summer before their rookie season. They are not public about their relationship, but Ilya sees no reason to lie when people ask him what he thinks of his biggest rival. Maybe it’s the Russian accent, though, because for some reason, everyone thinks he's joking.

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    09 Sep 2026

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    It's 2030, and Ilya Rozanov is giving a retirement interview. The interviewer has no idea what secrets she is about to find out...

    (Set in an AU where it was Shane who was the free agent in 2018, not Ilya.)

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    09 Sep 2026

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    Hayden has solved the Boston Lily mystery - Lily and Shane are in love, and she’s pregnant! Now Hayden just needs to be patient until Shane tells him the happy news.

    But that might be harder than expected…

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    09 Sep 2026

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    After tuna meltdown, Shane had to go back inside. What he saw changed everything.

    (Or, the lovers to friends to boyfriends fic that has eaten my brain.)

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    09 Sep 2026

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    Lily
    Today - 9:16 pm
    > I’m so fucking tired
    > My father will die and my brother and polina only care about money
    > I can't deal with it anymore
    > Or with anything
    > Goodbye shane thank you for letting me have you a little

    Jane
    Today - 9:27 pm
    > Wtf Rozanov???
    > Are you drunk?
    > Are you messing with me?
    Missed call
    Missed call
    > Why are you doing this to me? It’s so cruel
    --
    OR: Ilya attempts suicide, but Shane gets to stop him. Even if that could cost him everything.

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    08 Sep 2026

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    Shane and Ilya catch the flu. David and Yuna catch Shane and Ilya.

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    08 Sep 2026

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    “Well, Rozanov can’t afford the rehab he needs to get back to the league,” Shane said. “So I’ll pay for it.”
    “And—” Ilya began.
    “And whatever else he needs to get by until he gets himself another contract,” Shane said. As Shane spoke, Ilya largely kept his eyes on the money manager. He’d never gotten to watch someone realize Shane was insane before.

    The reigning NHL MVP can't cover the costs of his recovery after getting in an off-season car wreck. Shane adds Ilya Rozanov to his investment portfolio.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    "Shane is too pure, too perfect, to deserve being fucked with. People think he's some pushover or too nice and sweet to fight back but Ilya knows how he really is, and he knows Shane can easily handle his own problems. That isn't the point. Shane can fight his own battles but he wants Ilya to fight his battles sometimes because they both get off on it. They both enjoy the foreplay of it, and the unspoken possessiveness of don't fuck with what's mine. Don't fuck with my person."

    Or, instead of communicating about their feelings towards one another they instead show affection through being menaces and fucking over people who do the other wrong. This really comes to a head when someone leaks an old sex tape of Ilya Rozanov.

    Tbh actually a lot more soft and loving than I originally thought it'd be but I'm rolling with it.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    After the tuna meltdown, Shane's plan to win Ilya back in Tampa is a spectacular failure. The cottage never happens.
    So what's left? Rolex still want him at Wimbledon, so why not spend summer in Europe?
    And he'll be sitting next to a Swedish princess.

    Except...The princess turns out to be a Swedish prince. Very charming, very hot, and very gay. And very much into Shane.

    When the photos hit the internet, Ilya is going to have some feelings about that. And way more than Rose Landry to worry about.

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is about to find out what happens when you tell Shane Hollander you're nothing to each other and then have to watch him move on.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    “When you’re with her,” Ilya continues, voice rough and breathless, “and she does fuck all for you no matter how hard you close your eyes, do you try to angle your hand so she brushes up on the scar? Do you do everything you can to remember it exists? Am I there with you, Hollander? Always?”

    Shane wants to touch him—so he does the only thing he’s allowed to do.

    He throws the first punch.

    Or: After Shane and Ilya's first on-ice fight sends the media into a frenzy, the league forces them to date to control the narrative.

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    06 Sep 2026

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    ...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”

    “It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.

    Fuck his fucking life.

    “You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”

    “Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”

    Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.

    Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.

    (when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)

    (...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)

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    06 Sep 2026

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    It’s late in the first period when the news breaks.
    Shane stands. He’s not sure why, not at first, as he sweeps the ice, looking for blood or a mouthful of teeth or anything that would explain this sudden silence.
    Le Centre-Bell is never quiet.

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    Hayden's video leaks partway through the 2022 season, while Montréal is playing Ottawa. Shane trades himself to the opposing team.

    - -

    Or: remember when Patrick Roy traded himself in the middle of a game? Shane can do that, too.

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    05 Sep 2026

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    05 Sep 2026

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    How did he let this happen?

    Shane's not sure.

    One moment, he was on the gym floor not staring at Rozanov's gorgeous sweaty body. Then Shane was standing up, but his legs were weak for some god forsaken reason and Rozanov was there, just an arm around his waist to keep him upright, and now...

    Well.

    Now Shane's on his knees on the floor of Ilya Rozanov's shower.

     

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    Heated Rivalry, but the boys are forced to have an honest conversation around 8 years earlier than they do in canon.

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    05 Sep 2026

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    "As if it could be a sacrifice, to learn to know the man he loves better. "
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    Shane Hollander's journey to learning Russian for Ilya Rozanov.

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    04 Sep 2026

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    "Hey." J.J. held out his hand for a handshake, as if he were meeting Ilya for the first time, and Shane supposed that in a way he was. "Zane says you don't suck."

    Shane had not made Ilya promise to be on his best behavior, and he regretted that immediately as he watched Ilya shake J.J.'s hand with an expression of exaggerated confusion.

    "Bood is slandering me? Why would he do this?" Ilya turned to Shane. "And you! You are letting your friends believe I don't give excellent—"

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    Shane told J.J. the truth after the almost-plane-crash. Now Shane has the aggressive support of his most sociable and meddlesome friend.

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    04 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov both make a shock move to Ottawa. Wanting to come out strictly on their own terms, Ilya devises a chaotic master plan: slowly terrorize Hockey Twitter with an escalating series of cryptic, domestic tweets until they finally hard-launch.
    (AU where the FanMail Incident never happens)

     

    It mostly goes something like this:

    @baddest_bitchEVR WAIT WHY ARE ALL THEIR TEAMMATES IN THE REPLIES??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNDERGROUND FIGHT CLUB??? ARE THEY TROLLING US???

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    03 Sep 2026

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    “Luch-Shane,” Ilya says, catching himself only at the last moment before he breaks their no pet names in the workplace rule. “Why don’t you get some air, yes? We can-”

    Shane’s anxiety takes a quick backseat to annoyance once more, at being handled like a child instead of a grown man, like he hasn’t been doing this just as long as Ilya, like he needs someone to tell him when to take a break.

    Like he deserved to have everything taken away from him because he couldn’t handle it to start with.

    “I’m fine,” he says, voice icy.

    The step he takes away is too big, farther than he meant to get from Ilya’s side, and the air between them feels both charged and icy.

    He isn’t quite bold enough to try and fix it.

    (shane is married and on the same team as his husband) (and all it cost him was his whole career and the life he spent years building beforehand) (but it's fine, really) (it's all so very, very fucking fine)

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    30 Aug 2026

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    "Shane plays hard to get and takes it way too far"-verse
    The main story is done but will be adding some additional scenes when I feel like it
    (not gonna be in chronological order)

    If you wanna read chronologically, so far:
    1: The 5 Steps of Playing Hard to Get
    2: How to Destress After a Long Week
    3: How to Lock Down your Man

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    28 Aug 2026

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