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At Rossi’s annual Fourth of July barbecue, tensions burn brighter than the evening fireworks.
(1) malt liquor on your breath, my, my
Spencer has hated Gideon’s daughter since the moment she joined the team. But… who the hell is that guy she’s with in the pool, and why does it send Spencer inside looking for something to numb the pain?(2) you can be the boss, daddy; you can be the boss
Hotch can’t understand how Dave is working on his next book with the same obnoxious, know-it-all journalist who’s made their careers a million times harder over the last few years. And since Hotch is without the stress of a case, he’s finally going to tell her exactly how he feels about her.--
AKA one afternoon, two couples, and a whole lot of holiday shenanigans. -
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After a case in LA, the BAU’s new press liaison ends up on the jet with only a flirty Morgan, a bratty Reid, and a grumpy Hotch. When discussions of their case turn into a classic men vs. women argument, she has no choice but to get creative to prove her point. Even if Morgan knows exactly what she’s doing, and Reid’s being an insufferable know-it-all, and Hotch won’t stop barking about professionalism as he glares at his laptop…
She’s going to win.
No matter what.
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- Part 4 of Criminal Minds Requested Fics
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On a case in Puerto Rico, the BAU is tasked with catching an unsub whose mystery drug sends people into an aroused spiral—one that leads to certain death without activities of the carnal variety. When the team splits up for the takedown in El Yunque National Forest, a flash flood strands four of them in a remote research cabin.
But the unsub is dead and their cabin is secured, so there’s nothing to be concerned about, right?
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AKA the one where the BAU’s newest agent and Emily are dosed with sex pollen, Hotch is trying to be a gentleman, and Spencer can’t decide if seeing the girl he hates most in such desperation is his worst nightmare come to life or his darkest dream come true.
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- Part 3 of Criminal Minds Requested Fics
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Who knew the BAU’s newest agent was the daughter of Santa Claus.
Who knew soul mates existed.
Who knew Spencer hated his. Or so he thought.
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AKA the one where Santa Claus is kidnapped and Spencer has to save Christmas with the girl he thinks he hates most.
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It was pathetic that Spencer and Penelope were so obviously in love and yet they weren’t together. It was pathetic that she was in love with Spencer and couldn’t take a hint.
It was pathetic she’d known these facts for years and hadn’t attempted to move on. It was pathetic she’d eventually end up ruining the best friendship she’d ever had with two wonderful people because her heart just couldn’t get the message.
She was pathetic.
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The BAU's newest agent is convinced her best friends are in love. Determined to get over Spencer, she decides finally getting him and Penelope to admit their feelings for each other will be the closure she needs.
If only she remembered to put those profiling skills to use.

