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Dwight and Jim go on their first sales pitch together.
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23 Sep 2026
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“You think with your dick,” Rust says, when Marty’s got him pinned back against the lockers. “You wanna fuck me same as you wanna beat the shit out of me, just to see if you can.”
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28 Aug 2026
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why tonight, why tonight? by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
20 Apr 2026
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“I met a dental hygienist that was wearing a dog collar when we first got here, we danced and then he gave me a mint from a little baggy. It made sense that he’d carry those around, but then…” He just shrugs.
“Oh, Birdie,” He laughs, but it’s desperate, like a cry for help from the bottom of a well. “Was it - minty?” His voice sounds three octaves too high.
“I couldn’t tell. It’s so loud in here.”---
Matt and Jay plan to enthrall the Rivoli’s new booking agent at a gay club. Jay accidentally takes ecstasy thinking it's a breath mint, and Matt is subjected to torments previously unique to the trenches of WWI. It's going to be a long, long night.
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20 Apr 2026
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“Look, Jay, I’ll make it up to you–”
“How are you gonna make it up to me–”
“Come on, man, I–"
“Like, are you gonna suck my fucking dick about it?”
As soon as the question is out, Jay snaps his jaw shut so hard it makes an audible click.---
Matt scares another girl away. Jay finds it in his heart to forgive him.
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13 Apr 2026
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these are panic punches, but your arms have grown by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
02 Apr 2026
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He was freaking out.
“Matt, listen.”
Matt was drinking water straight from the kitchen faucet in his underwear and an open flannel shirt, not listening. He was barely awake.
“Matt!”
“What?” He turned around.
“I need you on the best behavior of your life today.”
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Jay is twenty-six years old and attending his grandma’s funeral. An extraordinarily unfunny story with hand stuff at the end.Bookmarked by apogenesis (apogenisis)
06 Apr 2026