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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    After the war, all Harry wants is a quiet life—but the Deathly Hallows have other ideas.

    The Elder Wand misbehaves like a magical gremlin, the Resurrection Stone keeps tripping him, and the Invisibility Cloak has developed a clingy personality and a grudge against his social life.

    No matter what he tries—banishing, selling, even locking them in a vault—they always come back, louder and more chaotic than before.

    As the wizarding world watches with growing amusement, Harry is forced to confront the truth: maybe he’s not just the Master of Death... maybe he’s the reluctant guardian of three deeply unhinged magical relics with abandonment issues.

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    02 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 126. Not in battle. Not heroically. No, he chokes on a peanut.
    Waking up in an ominously mundane afterlife office, Harry finds himself face-to-face with Franklin, the current (and retiring) Death.

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    02 Sep 2026

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    Harry Potter is supposed to be Voldemort's personal meditation tool for Dark Lords Suffering From Being Surrounded By Idiots, but when sudden changes in his sullen mental state come to Voldemort's attention, his plans are shoved aside and he is left reeling from sudden revelations about his nemesis.

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    Harry would like to remember who he is, where he is, and who he is with. As he recalls more and more of his past, he realizes that he might just be safer than he's ever been and that it's kind of weird that he has yet to remember anything about the man who claims to be his enemy (and is doing a horrible job at it).

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    29 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 93

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    This is where you will find my completed works. I’ll add them here as they are finished so if you are looking for a fully written tale, you’re in the right place!

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    26 Aug 2026

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    When Harry Potter’s name comes out of the Goblet of Fire in his fourth year, the tournament’s binding magic collides with an ancient Peverell-Potter legacy tied to Time and Death. Instead of being forced into the contract, Harry is hurled impossibly far into the past, survives through immortality, Death’s guidance, and draconic magic, and returns at the moment of binding as Lord Hayden James Potter: older, legally and magically changed, and no longer easy for Hogwarts, Dumbledore, or the Ministry to define.

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    25 Aug 2026