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    When Clark Kent is tasked with writing an article about Batman, he accidentally slips in a little too much fondness--resulting in everyone from superbat shippers on Twitter to the Riddler thinking he's dating Batman. Unfortunately, there are a lot of villains who are very eager to kidnap Batman's new boyfriend.

    Title taken from "Delicate" by Taylor Swift

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    23 Sep 2026

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    "Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.


    Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.

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    22 Sep 2026

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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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    22 Sep 2026

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    Clark has a much smaller Batman on his hands. Literally. (Tiny plastic Bruce is having a great time, and is exactly as difficult to work with as the tall one.)

    Bruce is in a simpler, brightly colored world where Dick and Alfred give him spontaneous hugs and Superman is practically a stranger. But hey, the Batcave has a lagoon now.

    Bat-Mite has a 5D video camera and popcorn. Game on.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    Everyone in the Justice League knows Superman and Batman are married, but then Superman is seen kissing Bruce Wayne. Bruce thinks he's funny. He's not.

    (Okay, he kind of is.)

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    19 Sep 2026