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A "doctor" with controversial, bee-related, health claims has been found dead. Sherlock tries science. Watson is not here for this.
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The Hospitality of Hurakã by azurelunatic for JanLevine
Fandoms: Hellspark - Janet Kagan
18 Dec 2016
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Tocohl Susumo is entering her career as a byworld judge, under supervision of her father, Tocohl Sisumo. In this, her first official assignment, she has to figure out not only who committed the crime, but what crime is about to be committed, with the fate of a planet in the balance…
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There is never a portal that cannot be opened with ingenuity and respect! by azurelunatic for Jetamors
Fandoms: The Inner City Wizard School (Key And Peele Sketch)
20 Dec 2015
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What's an inner city witch to do when a Potions accident transforms her brother into a cat, and the school district doesn't have budget to turn him back? It's time for a little ingenuity.
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do they have within, The sons of the glorious gods?" - the fic by azurelunatic
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Breakfast Pastry (anthropomorphic)
21 Sep 2014
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In the first Bad Bang, we saw Thor fucking a Pop Tart, while getting reamed by a Ninja Turtle. It was the most erotic thing I ever saw.
But I wanted to give it a sequel. So here is a Pop-Tart, fucking Thor to find out what is with in.
Contains boy kissing, pastires. Don't like don't read.
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There is a land of the living and a land of the dead and the bridge is love, the only survival.
—Thornton WilderSeries
- Part 20 of Game of Thrones works
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22 Jan 2024
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Robb Stark and his magical diplomatic cock
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"No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."
Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.
No.
Of course not.
They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.
She wasn't.
"You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."
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01 Oct 2025
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This story is set twenty-three years after the fall of Voldemort. Our main characters are Ministry employees, middle-aged, and the majority of them not very happy.
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08 Jul 2025
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i will not raise forgotten flags by loyaulte_me_lie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jul 2020
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Finally free of Azkaban, all Draco Malfoy wants to do is bury himself in the Muggle world until he mummifies. Unfortunately fate, his father, and one Harry James Potter have different ideas.
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- Part 1 of the castle
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The Truth Will Out (and you will pay your dues) by asthmaticbee
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Apr 2024
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The Truth is this: a Toll is always paid, Something is always gained, and Death is always the end.
Sometimes, people refuse to pay their dues.
But the Truth will out.
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When Edward Elric uses alchemy to save his own life in a collapsed mine shaft, Truth drags him before the Gate and makes him an offer he cannot refuse.
He still resents the fact Truth grouped him with thirteen years old wizards in a magic school, though.
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- Part 3 of Edward Elric Fucking With Wizards
- Part 1 of of elder, stone and cloth (of death, rebirth and closure)
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11 Apr 2025