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Love is a contract: mutual, equal, and worth it. Angel thinks it’s only destructive. Vox disagrees.
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Vox listens past the noise and finds the truth waiting for him. Alastor remains unchanged.
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On a broken night in Hell, Loona confronts Octavia’s pain with a brutal truth sung from her own abandonment, forcing the young owl to question what it truly means to be loved—and to love back.
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Redemption Rumble: Total Anarchy Edition by b2j
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
18 Apr 2025
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Blitzø crashes the Hazbin Hotel’s latest attempt at redemption- an absurd game meant to get sinners thinking about their actions, sins and having fun all the while. What follows is pure chaos, increasingly twisted logic, and Niffty being Niffty.
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Stranded near the Hazbin Hotel with a dead phone and no way home, Blitzø stumbles into a night of chaos, snark, and unexpected alliances.
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Random one-shots, not related to one another.
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“Go on, admit it. I’m the best you’ve ever had,” Vincent said confidently, unfazed by the most likely scenario that he was brought here to be both dinner and dessert, and not in the fun way. It seemed a shame to let it ruin his excellent mood. He just liked receiving Alastor’s attention. “And for the record, uh, you. You…play well. And dance great. And your voice is—” Shut up, shut up, shut up. “Ugh, whatever. You know all that shit already, I won’t stroke your ego any longer.” SHUT UP— “I’m glad I met you. You’re not what I was expecting, Al.”
Al.
Overly familiar. Presumptuous. Stupid, stupid, stupid—
Vincent scuffed at the ground with the tip of his shoe like an embarrassed teenager.
The Radio Demon watched him suffer for a while longer before letting him off the hook. “You do have a certain charm, picture box.”
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Sparksduo’s weirdly adorable meet-cute in Hell, and the immediate aftermath of their falling out years later.
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- Part 1 of Memory Fragments
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20 Aug 2026
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“There will be conditions,” Alastor says, once the door clicks shut behind Vox. Vox clenches one shaking hand against the deadbolt. He swallows, turning only once he’s had time to collect himself and lock the door.
“Yeah of-,” he croaks, and then clears his throat, “Of course. That’s- Yes, whatever you-” he bites back the ‘want’ that threatens to complete that sentence, unwilling to make it any more obvious than it already is how badly he needs this to happen.
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In which Vox is made an offer than he can't even fathom refusing.
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10 Aug 2026
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Snapshots: A Collection of Shorts from the Kiss Me Kill Me Universe by letters_of_stars
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Sep 2026
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Every tale has another point of view. A companion collection of stories for Kiss Me, Kill Me, Eyes on Me, featuring Alastor's side of events, bonus chapters that didn't make the final cut, and the author generally having fun with her own sandbox. Check out the original fanfic here!
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- Part 2 of Kiss Me Kill Me
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05 Aug 2026
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The Might of Lilith explodes and Vox has a front row seat to the destruction he has wrought.
Except he's not dead. He's alive in his office and watching Charlie Morningstar's disastrous interview live on screen, exactly one year before Pentagram City is reduced to ash.
He can work with this. All he has to do is stay away from that stupid hotel for a year and everything will be fine.
Unfortunately, a certain Radio demon has opinions about his old pal ignoring his return.
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16 Jun 2026
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Alastor is perfectly satisfied with the arrangement he has with Vox. No demands, no emotional complications—just a clean, tactical partnership that stays comfortably labeled as a professional alliance.
It's the ideal setup: predictable, controlled, and free of anything resembling vulnerability. Everything runs smoothly under that understanding...until Husk starts saying things he absolutely should have kept to himself. One offhand comment is all it takes to start unraveling seventy years of a carefully maintained dynamic, forcing Alastor to reconsider whether his "transactional" relationship was ever that simple to begin with.
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- Part 12 of Xaelei's RadioStatic One-shots
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01 Jun 2026