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  1. Public Bookmark 88

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    After dealing with Harvey's unfair teasing and busywork for weeks, Mike decides to get back at him in a rather unconventional way. Harvey is unamused, and of course, dials everything up to 11.

    AKA they get up to no good in the office

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    13 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    “What the hell is that?” Harvey frowns.

    An offensively bright screen flashes up with a photo of a tropical beach and the words “Mike and Harvey’s 2013 Vacation Destinations.”

    In rainbow WordArt.

    Completed with some animated palm trees. Glittery ones.

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    12 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    A few seconds of watching Mike fumble with his tie prompted Harvey to move towards him, taking his tie in hand, fingers brushing against Mike’s.

    “I can do it.” Mike mumbled, vehemently refusing to look up and acknowledge how close Harvey was standing to him.

    Harvey ignored his protests, pulling the silk tie between his fingers before pausing.

    “Is this my tie?”

    “I spilled coffee on mine,” Mike shrugged. “Besides, thought you’d prefer me not wearing a skinny tie.”

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    or; five times Mike wore Harvey’s clothes and one time Harvey did something about it.

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    12 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    It's 85 degrees out at 7am and Mike is biking to work because he's an idiot. He's an idiot because his gorgeous boyfriend slash boss asked him if he wanted to stay over until the heat wave passes, like a trial run of sorts, and instead of saying yes, Mike freaked the hell out and said that he didn't mind the heat. No, actually, he loves it. Back when he was a bike messenger he would be out there delivering packages in all sorts of weather so he's absolutely fine in his Brooklyn apartment with no air conditioning. He’s good. Really.

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    12 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    Just as the elevator doors were about to shut, a hand appeared between the doors, doors opening to reveal none other than Harvey Specter standing there.

    He walked into the elevator shaft offering a soft ‘morning’ which Mike’s brain unhelpfully pointed out as being said in the exact tone as dream Harvey. Mike felt a flush appear at the thought and quickly darted his head down in an attempt to hide it, offering a curt nod instead of a reply.

    He really wasn’t going to survive today.

    or; Mike has a dream about Harvey, which turns things very awkward for them

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    12 Sep 2026