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    【Spideypool贱虫】无声绞杀 by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    16 Jun 2026

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    　　＂Bang.＂
    Deadpool的歪头与音效。
    Peter不知所措，潜意识要将手腕抽回，然而Deadpool逮住他像是逮住条小狗。

    ＂假如你认为自己刚才是被哥给rape了，就用你的食指将板机给扣下。＂

    ＂而假如你不那么认为，Petey，那么哥打算先喂你喝些刚才饮料，和你一块儿洗个澡，再快乐地相拥入眠，就和过去的老日子一样。＂

    就像是早已组织好言语，相比起男孩实际的稚嫩与骄矜，雇佣兵谈判般的口吻老练，没有一点多于废话与贫嘴，那么不肖于Peter印象中的Wade，大有股不装了的气势在杀手嘴边。

    ＂你至少懂得如何开枪吧，babe？＂

     

    恋爱诈骗
    想写一个老房子着火的Wade，小心翼翼不让自己的小男朋友Peter Parker知道自己就是Deadpool，殊不知根本无济于事－－他从最初便被男孩以打量猎物的方式给打量。

     

    ...但是真的嗎？

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    30 Aug 2026

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    Deadpool's Dating? What the... by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    16 Aug 2015

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    Deadpool's dating squeaky clean Peter Parker. SHIELD wants to keep an eye on that.

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    Peter's adventures in Stark Industries

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    Deadpool seems to be cheating on Peter Parker with Spiderman, and vice versa. Well, can it really be cheating if both know about it and are okay with it?

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    29 Aug 2026

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    Imperfect Strangers by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    28 Nov 2022

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    He shoves himself up from his chair in a move that has me fighting not to flinch but he’s only holding out a big hand for me to shake.

    “I’m Wade. Welcome home, roomie.”

    My throat clicks as I reach out and watch my hand get engulfed in his. He’s warm and his callouses scrape over my palm and my spider sense feels like it’s on the verge of buzzing down my spine.

    “Peter,” I croak. “Peter Parker.”

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    Wade Wilson rents out his extra room to the kid that takes all those action shots of Spider-man. Peter something or other. He seems like he'll be an okay roommate and maybe an in with Spidey Cakes but why does everything about him seem so familiar?

    Peter Parker finds an unheard-of deal on a decent apartment. The only problem? He has to live with Meathead Jock, the kind of guy who looks like he's about to shove Peter's head in a toilet. But there's something about this particular jock that throws Peter's spider sense out of whack. What is this guy's deal?

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    28 Aug 2026

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    Gunpoint by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)  

    25 Feb 2023

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    Deadpool's amazing plan on seducing Spider-Man aka his partner in crime law? aka roof buddy aka baby boy aka future husband

     

    1) Buy food    he's like a stray cat who eats everything and then skedaddles

     

    2) Ass worship      side-eyes are probably a bad sign?

     

    3) Gift a knife   Deadpool plushie   phone   blender     fucking hell

     

    4) Kidnap until he gets Stockholm syndrome  don't do that

     

    5) Destroy Stop his biggest hater aka John Jonah Jameson aka old white man with an opinion aka cowboy mustache aka the real menace

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    27 Aug 2026

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    Nobody Wants To Be An Omega by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

    08 Jan 2019

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    After he was bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter Parker's life was swept up in a whirlwind of high-tech suits, hectic fights, and rubbing elbows with New York's finest heroes. At least he knew one thing: it was easier to be a Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man as an independent Beta. But when his late presentation as an Omega nearly gets him killed, he has to face the truth: his life is anything but easy. Especially when the Alpha who gets to help him through his heats is the one and only Merc With A Mouth.

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    27 Aug 2026