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    “What if it had been Oliwia, buttercup?” Lambert asks.

    Jaskier goes still. Little Oliwia, barely sixteen and still as naive as any noble child gets - if she had been sent as a sacrifice, that would have been - “Monstrous,” he says, through a dry throat. “That would be monstrous, and a grave insult to the Wolf, that anyone would think he would do harm to such an innocent - that he would be that sort of monster.”

    —inexplicifics, Only Love Proudly and Gladly and Well, Ch. 2


    …What if it had been Oliwia?

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    Lady Marta, Duchess of Ysegarth, eldest daughter of the Noble House of Roggeven has found, by all accounts, a very good husband for herself.

    Unfortunately, he's not all he's cracked up to be, and she rather thinks she could find something better and arranges the situation such that she can.

    Adventures ensue.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Milena's peaceful, isolated existence as a stationkeeper on a farflung warp beacon asteroid is interrupted by the unexpected arrival of a badly injured Witcher. He brings with him immense danger, startling revelations...and a chance at the sort of happiness Milena had never hoped to find.

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    22 Aug 2026

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    Aiden did not mean to acquire a new omega for his pack. Certainly they weren't looking for one; they're already very happy as a trio. But now that they've got her, well, they'll do their best to make her welcome, if she wants to stay.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    With the crops failing and village livestock falling ill, the alderman of a tiny town at the base of the Blue Mountains makes what he believes to be a just decision.

    He offers up the town herbalist - the only son of a local witch and a likely source of the growing plague - in exchange for a good harvest and healthy animals.
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    Jaskier is the God of Sudden Opportunity, and when the most beautiful opportunity he's ever seen appears before him, right in the middle of the woods of Kaedwen... well, he should take it, right?

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    03 May 2026

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