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Twelve years after the war, a Brazilian artefacts inspector is seconded to the British DMLE and finds his liaison sheet lists Draco Malfoy under partner. Six months of Thursday nights at a Kentish Town pub, trying to work out how a country he was told the story of ended up with this table in it. Nobody gives him the same answer twice.
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29 Sep 2026
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In case of Ilya, contact Shane.
In case of Shane, contact Ilya.
In case of the Boston Raiders, good fucking luck.A collection of fics in which the Raiders acquire Shane Hollander as their unofficial emergency contact, team mom, crisis manager, and occasional weapon.
He’s not getting paid enough for this.
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28 Sep 2026
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After his relationship with Shane Hollander became public in November 2017, Ilya Rozanov has become the Boston Raiders' go to for everything they don’t quite understand about gay sex and relationships. I mean, he did offer to answer their questions when they were surprisingly supportive of his newly revealed sexuality. It’s just that he didn’t realise exactly how stupid those questions were going to be.
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5 times Ilya Rozanov educated the Boston Raiders about the wonderful world of gay sex and 1 time they tried to ask his boyfriend.
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- Part 2 of SnailMail33 Cinematic Universe
- Part 2 of SnailyMaily HR fics
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22 Sep 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is having a very good night. He’s scored a goal, his edges are perfect, and his chirping of the Vegas Golden Knights’ roster is reaching art-form levels of arrogance. But hockey is a game of physics and ruts in the ice, and it only takes one meaningless check in the third period for Ilya’s season to shatter in a single, sickening crack.
Three hundred miles away, Shane Hollander is forced to watch the replay in a silent equipment room.
When Shane finally breaks and calls Boston forward Cliff Marlow, he expects to be met with confusion or hostility. Instead, he finds that the Boston Bears have been keeping a secret for years— and Shane starts to realize the differences between Montreal and Boston span further than he was ever ready for.
What follows is meddling teammates who insist on doing laundry, PT that involves more sitting and standing reps than really feels necessary, and a boyfriend who is one research paper away from a medical degree. Plus, so much kale.
Or: The one where Ilya breaks his leg, the Bears decide they love Shane Hollander, and everyone argues over who gets to be who in NHL 18.
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22 Sep 2026
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“He wants doll brushes because he’s seen the girls at the park brushing their plushies with them. Their dolls too, obviously. But he wants to brush that pelt you brought him-”
David sets his crossword book down, giving Yuna his full attention.
“What?”
“The pelt of fur? Looks like a wolf, or maybe one of those big cats?” Yuna says, waving her hand dismissively. “Either way, I don’t think doll brushes are the right choice. We can look into getting him a set of actual grooming tools, he needs to learn that the right tools for the right job are an important-”
“Yuna. Sweetheart.” David interrupts. “I did not buy our son a piece of dead animal as a souvenir from Russia.”
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Ilya loses something important at the airport; years later, Shane gives it back to him.
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22 Sep 2026