brainlessrat
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- South Park (3)
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When another of 'Stan and those guys' machinations starts circulating around South Park, the town is yet again thrown into a mess that catches the attention of the FBI. What a shocker. Smart and logical as always, Craig Tucker decides his best move is to ignore the drama and stay as far away from them as possible.
But while the feds hunt for the source of the problem, Clyde Donovan is dealing with the messy, snotty reality of a very real—and very loud—first presentation. Caught in the crossfire while trying to escape the trenches, Craig finds himself navigating a biological situation he’s spent his whole life ignoring. No amount of "expert" knowledge could have prepared him for the reality of a first heat... even if it is Clyde the one experiencing it and Craig just the one watching.
Still, silver linings.
Or, Craig Tucker and all the naps he lost because of Clyde and the FBI.
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"It isn't insincere to hear you're going to kiss somebody and say 'I don't want kisses anymore', only to turn around and say 'I hope you'll kiss me'. It's just confusing. And selfish. Then again, when haven't we been selfish?"
Alternatively, their relationship used to be clearer and more organized than this, and although they each have their own, mild complaints, nagging at their brains sometimes, it does not matter. Neither of them is going to 'clean' something that neither of them wants cleaned up.
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El hábito que tiene Stan de vomitar cada que ve a Wendy estaba volviendo a Craig loco. Tan loco que hasta parecía que se había contagiado de la misma enfermedad.
Castigado por el universo, estaba feliz de que al menos no vomitaba por la misma persona. En su lugar, cada que Clyde Donovan se asoma, Craig se tapa la boca y hace lo posible por regresar su comida a su estómago.Que se joda Stan Marsh y de paso también Clyde Donovan.
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Geniuses study by Danshy
Fandoms: Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Coyote vs. Acme (Movie)
19 Sep 2026
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Wile E. Coyote realizes that, despite having chased the Road Runner for so many years, he has never specifically studied him. Being the genius that he is, he sets out to do just that.
The information he finds isn't exactly what he expected.
Bookmarked by brainlessrat
21 Sep 2026
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Such a cute little story bro im dead asf this is so cute.
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I think that’s not a puppy, Lily... by Deadly_Winter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Apr 2026
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On an ordinary childhood night, between arguments, typical bickering, and a backyard campout, Lily Evans decides she has found a lost puppy.
Severus Snape immediately disagrees.
To him, there is absolutely nothing normal about that “puppy” — from the far-too-attentive eyes to the way it seems to… choose.
And, in fact, it does choose.
Not Lily, with her warm enthusiasm, but Severus, with his constant complaints and failed attempts to push it away. Between unwanted licks, conspiratorial theories, and an inexplicable attachment, the little wolf becomes part of their lives… and their secrets.
Because Remus Lupin was never a puppy.
And Severus always knew that.
Between summers in the backyard, quiet full moons, and years that pass faster than they should, three children grow up together — and with them grows a feeling that begins small, almost imperceptible… but impossible to uproot.
Because some choices are made too early to ever be forgotten.
And some secrets… were never really secrets.
Bookmarked by brainlessrat
25 May 2026
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THIS WAS SUCH A, UGHHHH INCREDIBLE KMPECABLE STORY I JUST WANT TO RE READ IT AGAIN RN BUT I ALREADY READ IT BUT OH GOD IT WAS NEVER A STUPID DOGGG AND AHHHH THEY BOTH know it.
Im dead, it has me on shackles, I mean imagine severus got hurt one time, DAWGGG lupin would've thrown hands, no doubt no questions UGHHHH. WHAT A PERFECT STORY MAKES ONE WONDER WHAT DO THESE AUTHOR EATTT AHHH
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Two of a Kind by Anonymous
Fandoms: 역대급 영지 설계사 | The Greatest Estate Developer (Webcomic)
07 Mar 2026
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Lloyd Frontera and Javier Asrahan are both alphas. It didn’t matter for the most part, until rut season came.
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- Part 4 of Bean's JaviLloyd Fics ♡
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Bookmarked by brainlessrat
03 Mar 2026
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it was the purest, most intoxicating delightful fanfic i have ever freaking read. I was latching onto every word and was kept on edge the entire time. 10/10 cannot recommend enough. The themes it talked about and how it handled Lloyd being new to this new experience was top of the cream, the best, most delicious, intoxicating way it could've been handled. Not enough words, not enough compliments, everyone should treat themselves to this treat.
If I could kudo for everything that I liked and loved and will remember from this fanfiction, I would bomb its kudos and make the site bug from hype.
Idk if that last sentence made sense, but srsly, LOVE, THIS. -
The Complicated Logistics of Creating a Successful Superhero Duo by Anemones2Hydrangeas
Fandoms: Super Sons (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
08 Oct 2026
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Damian Wayne and Jonathan Samuel Kent are approaching that young but important monument in their adolescent lives. The future dynamic duo is finally old enough to be part of a real superhero team like Young Justice, or the Titans, or maybe even the Justice League! Well... At least they thought they were since they planned to join one together, but the more they think about it, the less appealing it sounds. The two don’t want to be defined as the sons of someone super.
The only solution is to start their own superhero team! Fighting bad guys is no problem, but figuring out a public image, interpersonal issues, equipment maintenance, transportation, politics, financial control, and time management are an entirely different story. When did being a hero get so complicated?
(3/18/2024: Edited by waitingforthemiracle)
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As he stands in the foyer of his apartment, with a three year old child resting in his arms, staring at the ground, he wonders what the hell did he just do?
A part of Techno, when he impulsively started the adoption process late one night, didn’t even think he was going to pass. There was a lot he would need to do, a lot of qualifications people would need to check, and surely something in there wouldn’t be good, right? Surely whatever inside him persuaded him to complete the online application and send it in would be squashed when he didn’t pass, right?
Wrong. Well- at least the second part is wrong, because he passed. With flying colors. Apparently his apartment just needed to be child-proofed, with outlet covers and whatnot; and despite being a Minecraft Youtuber, his financial situation is steady; and he’s never even gotten a speeding ticket, so his legal records are all spotless.
And now he has a kid.
… Someone at the California Adoption Agency is going to get fired for this.
Or: Techno adopts an orphan because of a joke tweet, and it ends up being the best decision of his life
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- Part 90 of Dreamnoblade One Shots