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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    18 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 75

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    When Uncle Ilya and Uncle Shane break up for mysterious reasons—just months after getting married in their living room—the Pike twins come up with a plan to get them back together.

    A Parent Trap AU

    There will be no wedding this summer, no carefully planned statement. There will be no heady overnights in Ottawa or Montreal whenever their tightly packed schedules can allow. No lazy or frantic kisses in the stolen moments they made together, against all odds.

    When he takes out his phone, at a loss for how to say the impossible, there’s already a text from Shane waiting for him. How was your practice?

    It’s agonizing. Ilya thinks and then he starts typing, struggling to see the screen through the blur of tears, forming again and again no matter how much he wipes them away. Something inside of him knows what this will cost him and it is making it well known.

    But Ilya is well-acquainted with the art of ignoring what his heart wants in favour of his duty. He learned this lesson from a young age and should never have allowed himself to forget it.

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    16 Sep 2026

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    “No underwear,” Ilya murmured, his voice thick with implication. “You’ve been like this all day? Waiting for me?”

    “No...” Shane mumbles before a sudden moan escapes at the feeling of Ilya entering him so easily.

    Ilya simply shifted his hips and pushed forward, “You are a liar, hm?” Ilya taunted him, whispering close to his ear, “I know you’re just a desperate slut. You don’t need to lie.”

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    One random evening Shane tells Ilya to ditch the condoms, and what follows is a week of Ilya fucking Shane until his pussy's sore.

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    16 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    After he gets injured, Ilya spends four weeks recovering from his kidney bruise. Shane helps him out.

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    15 Sep 2026

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    Ilya thinks about the last night they spent together, thinks about Shane splayed out on a hotel mattress pleading for his touch, thinks about how they hadn’t even kissed, and it starts as a strange little tickle in the back of his throat. Barely-there. He could ignore it if he wanted.

    Then the intensity grows, flourishes into full-blow irritation, and suddenly he’s sputtering on his Coke and attracting the attention of the woman in the first-class seat across the aisle from him. He thinks it’s just some odd coughing fit, or that he inhaled his soda on accident, so he’s shocked when he feels something soft and smooth and triangular against his tongue.

    It’s not until he spits the object into the napkin he’d received with his drink that he can see what it is: a long, thin, green leaf. A sepal.

    As soon as Ilya realizes what he’s looking at, he’s flooded with dread.

    Ilya's known these feelings were doomed from the start. He never thought they'd literally kill him.

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    13 Sep 2026