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Written in response to a prompt by thotinshield on Tumblr:
"my brain is filled with au where thorin is considered unattractive by dwarven standards, bilbo thinks hes handsome, and is pining after him, but thorin is in the classic situation of having to get married and dealing with lots of suitors and theres a bit in there about bilbo hearing some of the dwarrowdams gossiping about how thorin is "ugly" and bilbo being like WHAT"
Erebor needs a queen, and Thorin is set to marry a dwarrowdam to be his consort. No matter how much it breaks his heart, Bilbo takes it upon himself to ensure Thorin only receives the best and decides to scope out the candidates. Everything goes well, and he finds one that looks promising, until he uncovers a rather disturbing fact about the crop of potential consorts.
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03 Sep 2026
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it's been a long day without you, my friend by vtforpedro
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
05 May 2017
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In which Thorin lives his life, wishes for more, and learns that wishes sometimes come true.
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- 6,106
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02 Sep 2026
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In which Bilbo plants an acorn and a miracle grows.
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02 Sep 2026
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In which there are second chances at love.
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02 Sep 2026
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In which a snowstorm and a broken-down elevator are the beginnings of a fairytale.
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02 Sep 2026
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In which Thorin underestimates, overestimates, and makes many mistakes along the journey to Erebor. It’s a good thing Bilbo is always there to save the day.
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01 Sep 2026
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Here, There, and Everywhere by edendelatour
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
30 Mar 2015
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Thorin finds a book, an obviously well-loved book, and he's going to find it's owner - Bilbo - even if he has to tear the city apart brick by brick to do so.
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01 Sep 2026
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wide awake in the dark by chibistarlyte
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Sep 2014
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Five times Thorin ended up sleepwalking into Bilbo's bed, and the one time he was awake.
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- Part 3 of Hobbit Ficlets
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01 Sep 2026
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An Interim of Green Ink and Silent Words by victorianankles
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
16 Sep 2021
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Regrets, another chance, and a love letter.
Or; Thorins pov of the immediate aftermath of the battle, and the letter Bilbo would rather forget he wrote.
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- Part 3 of How To Survive Dwarves 101
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01 Sep 2026
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the one with the accidental marriage proposal by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
28 Jun 2025
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"Gandalf, of course, would say that he did not expect Thorin to use those exact words he had used, and so one could hardly blame him for being surprised and failing to intervene on time, but Bilbo insisted that Gandalf should have seen the possibility of a misunderstanding, precisely because one does not show up to a hobbit's home to whisk them away! "
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- Part 6 of alternative stories
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01 Sep 2026
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All The Rivers Sound In My Body by pibroch (littleblackdog)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
13 Jun 2014
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As much as he might like to cut a natty figure in a proper waistcoat and trousers with a reasonable inseam, Bilbo knew there were many more important things to bother with at the moment.
Rebuilding an entire dwarven kingdom, for one. And airing out the stink of dragon would be nice as well.
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01 Sep 2026
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Thirteen Month Old Baby, Broke the Looking Glass by pibroch (littleblackdog) for ewebean
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
12 Feb 2013
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Birthday story for ewelock, who prompted: The reason Bilbo is single at age fifty isn’t because he is a confirmed bachelor. In fact, he would want nothing more than to settle down himself.
Bilbo is cursed.
Every time a romantic partner shows up he/she get into near death situations until they break it off with Bilbo. Drowning, trees falling on them, roof beams collapsing on their heads, etc. And then Thorin steps in, determined to break this curse.
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31 Aug 2026
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In which hobbits need to eat much more than dwarrow, Bilbo is an experienced forager, and sharing food is an act of love in the Shire.
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31 Aug 2026
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"Mahrâna"
Khuzdul-"To burn/the act of burning."In the year Bilbo is gone, Thorin rebuilds more than Erebor.
The follow up Thorin POV to "Safe and Distant"
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- Part 2 of A Cultural Misunderstanding
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31 Aug 2026
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Take my Dreams by Meg_Thilbo
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
17 Aug 2015
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Bilbo is a dream-walker. That is to say, if he so desired, he could enter the dreams of others. When Thorin has a nightmare one night, Bilbo decides to intervene and it leads to unexpected consequences.
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30 Aug 2026
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Dreaming of You by messandahalf
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
06 Feb 2023
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Bilbo suffers from an intense nightmare involving Thorin, and when he cannot find him upon waking, he begins to panic.
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- Part 7 of Old Works, Redone
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30 Aug 2026
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Courting the King Under the Mountain by Chrononautical
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 Feb 2019
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Bilbo tries to be romantic, but he needs a little help from his friends.
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29 Aug 2026
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Hand in Hand by LittleLynn
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
03 Jan 2015
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“King Thranduil, have you seen him?” Bard asked frantically to an elf perched on a ruin, helmet in his arms.
“No?” He replied, clearly confused by his obvious worry – after all, why should a man be so worried about the Elvenking. Bard really didn’t want to analyse that right now. Especially as he didn’t know where Thranduil was.
He’d seen Thranduil fight, it was a thing of beauty. Bard hadn’t known anyone, even an elf, could be so gracefully deadly on the battlefield, surely no one had managed best the lethal Elvenking. But they had been so outnumbered. He could’ve been surrounded.
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- Part 2 of Don't Go
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29 Aug 2026
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Getting Dating Advice From Your Dad: A Tragedy in One Act by silverbutterfly
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
02 Aug 2022
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Based off of the tumblr post: ‘I need some dating advice.’ ‘Just because I married your father doesn’t mean I know how I did it.’
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- Part 1 of The Advice Series
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29 Aug 2026
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A Great Gift of Gold by Chrononautical for Isara_love, JessariOfErebor, vividpast, ChibiTsukiHikari
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
03 Sep 2017
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Thorin tries to give Bilbo a courtship gift, but the hobbit doesn't want it.
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- Part 3 of The Mushroom Mine
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27 Aug 2026